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my spine has snapped.

Joined May 2019
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there's something so sinister about how the entertainment industry keeps putting out all this "forgive your abuser" and "evil people are just damaged" propaganda. she kidnapped her because her hair kept her young. that's it.
Disney’s live-action ‘TANGLED’ will reportedly change Mother Gothel’s final scene, adding a new line of dialogue absent from the original film. Gothel will say “I loved you” to Rapunzel as she begins to age. (Via: screenrant.com/disney-tangle…)
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“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to.
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Por primera vez en mi vida le voy a dar la razón a mi papá que hace meses dice "Esta generación de hombres está llena de homosexuales, no porque les gusten otros hombres, si no porque no reconocen la belleza de las mujeres"
a scarlet johansson não é lá essas coisas quando você olha para ela de perto.
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I have theories about why they don’t do challenges like these anymore and no one will like it #Survivor51 #survivor
Hot Pursuit is such a fun yet grueling challenge. A simple game of tag but with a twist. And Tom has a quote that sounds like it’s out of an action movie “Nobody’s holding us back. We hit the shallows- we dash.” #Survivor #SurvivorPalau
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he was so happy here like “oh this is what it feels like to have a dad” vision dont fuck it up THATS MY BABY
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Oh no baby, this isn't showing what you think it's showing
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EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THE BOOK. I’m with Maya. It’s a bit crazy to encourage people not to worry about the book?? Don’t disrespect Suzanne like that.
She couldn't let "forget about the book" pass...
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Welcome To Derry getting an actual secret episode before Stranger Things will never not be funny to me
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Imagine goin to sleep at 14 and waking up at 46 in a different century
In 1876,14 year-old Karolina Olsson went to bed in her home in the village of Okno, Sweden,to remain asleep for 32 years baffling doctors and fascinating the public
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二重振り子はほんとにカオス
This is why scientists still cannot predict the double pendulum exactly.
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o maior marco da carreira delas foi uma propaganda…….
saudades disso aqui gente 💔
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Bruce Banner absorbed gamma radiation externally in a lab explosion. Thaddeus Ross swallowed gamma laced heart pills engineered by Samuel Sterns, meaning the gamma concentrated specifically inside his heart and blood vessels for years before he ever transformed. Green Hulk’s mutation channels rage into infinite strength. Red Hulk’s mutation channels rage into internal body heat. Every time Ross’s heart rate spikes, his blood boils with thermal radiation, turning his skin glowing red and scorching everything around him. Just like Erskine’s Super Soldier Serum, gamma radiation amplifies the host’s psyche. Banner’s repressed trauma manifested as a green monster, while "Thunderbolt" Ross’s explosive military temper literally turned him into a walking thermonuclear bomb. Green Hulk is a walking earthquake, Red Hulk is a walking volcano. #Marvel #MCU
If both Hulks got their powers from gamma radiation, why did one turn green while the other turned red?
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Thanks to the increase in tourism and X’s automatic translation, it has become apparent that Americans, regardless of their backgrounds, tend to be relatively more respectful of local customs than people from many other countries because they generally comply when reprimanded.
Kai Cenat gets told to stop talking while doing a food review on the Bullet Train in Japan 😭
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ariana and liz were SO committed to the bit
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I knew a guy in high school that went by squid. He actually secured just "squid" on Xbox live. We called him squid. His girlfriend called him squid. His parents, all his teachers, the fucking principle knew to call him squid
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can't believe i read the hunger games at age 11 and now im legally required to go have a mental breakdown in a movie theater next month at the big age of 25
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Type shit again
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You’d never guess they broke up
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People saying AO3 readers are unemployed is so funny when the reality is most of us are using AO3 specifically to cope with the tragedy of being employed
"The most unemployed person you know is upset about AO3." Babe, one of the most brilliant writers in my fandom is a surgeon. Go outside and touch grass.
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