Oubliette/Asshole
Joined November 2024
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HowlingPrick retweeted
"I voted for niggers to destroy my country, the thing I can't figure out is why are niggers destroying my country?"
HowlingPrick retweeted
>get in line at Costco
>abandoned cart ahead of me, no idea who
>checker tells me to just start loading up belt
>halfway through
>headscarf woman comes back to abandoned cart, upset I “cut in line”
>checker has to tell her she can’t do that
>indignant
Triple the ICE budget
HowlingPrick retweeted
Women when you suggest that maybe they shouldn’t dress like whores or strangle their children.
HowlingPrick retweeted
If you're still insecure about your girl's body count, there's a trick to get the real number.
When the topic comes up, act super sex-positive. “Don’t worry babe, I actually *prefer* girls with experience.”
Reassure her. Make her feel safe. Once she opens up and tells you a number, you still can't be certain because she might see through the ruse. Laugh and make fun of her for it being too *low*. Hopefully this inspires her to confess the real number.
Once she does this, that's when you flip and call her a whore and leave
HowlingPrick retweeted
Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material
HowlingPrick retweeted
Today, we remember Russell “Rusty” Casse, who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for our independence.
