What I've got is character in my face. It's taken an awful lot of late nights and drinking to put it there.📎#smokefleet

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Simple: Obama made most of his money from his book sales, speaking events, etc., and it's only "millions". Trump makes BILLIONS through insider trading, crypto scams, and other corruption.
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I'm wondering if it's worth giving Elon amnesty. Like a plea bargain... if he spills the beans.
So Elon decided to fully turn to the darkside, huh? Very disappointing seeing my fellow neurodivergent choosing this. 😏
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Which of the band members are YOU, JD? (just kidding, he's only the deckchair guy...)
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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Weird how all that Socialism appears when elections are near. What happened to Capitalism? PS: We're ALL paying more at the pump, not just Farmers. They already got cheaper fuel (red diesel).
SUPPORTING AMERICA'S FARMERS 🇺🇸
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Ladies and gentlemen, Introducing the President of the United States of America... Have you ever seen anything as vile and unhinged coming from the lips of a president as the obscene utterances of this man? Not one Republican EVER pushes back! VOTE 🌊 BLUE & VOTE 🗳 EARLY #ElectionHeroesVoteEarly
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Dear MAGA: When we call Trump a pedophile it's not like calling somebody a "retard" on the Internet, it's because he literally took real children and forcibly tortured raped them. Some of them died afterwards. He used to do that for "fun". Hope this helps.
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Anybody else think it's weird that Elon launched his "flying car" on the same day he cut off Starlink for Ukraine?
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MAGAs don't vote to improve their own lives, they vote to destroy the lives of the people they hate
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Face it MAGAts, lifting Russian sanctions is the textbook definition of giving aid and comfort to the enemy
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Oh, you thought it was cash in those "Trump accounts"? Nah, it's taxpayer money being used to buy junk shares at full price. Another transfer of our money to the billionaires.
You rewrote the rules last month. Trump’s kiddie accounts let billionaires dump shares they can’t sell fast enough, then lock the tykes in for five years, so it’s really less a savings plan than a bailout with crayons.
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One of his best yet...
Is JD Vance seriously suggesting that immigrants have brought a culture of revolution and protest TO FRANCE? @jonstewart
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If a narcissistic pedophile con man has convinced you that Russia is your friend and Canada is your enemy, you need your fucking head examined to see if you even have a brain.
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Daily reminder: The US Government is currently shut down to avoid any vote on the Epstein files before the midterms.
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It's almost as if a bunch of Russians are organizing riots in Paris to give Republicans "Muslims and borders!" talking points until the midterms.
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How the fuck did we leap from "1 share" to "1 share every week for 18 years"? These people are mentally ill.
Elon Musk says he’s giving every American kid 1 share of SpaceX in 2027. If you add 1 share every week for 18 years, your child would own 937 shares. If SpaceX stock grows 10% annually, your child would own 937 shares worth over $760,000 by age 18.
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