Big East’s Sabrina Carpenter superfan (‘25: Top 0.2% Listener, ‘24: Top 0.005% Espresso Streams). UTLHC Class of June ‘24. 1x UConn Twitter Lawyer of the Year.

Storrs, CT
Joined April 2023
If any Michigan fans want to fight I’ll be in section 420, row 6, seat 9
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Like this is just absurd
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New Orleans. Please.
The NCAA announced that seven finalist cities have been identified to host the 2032-36 Final Fours. Denver Houston Indianapolis Kansas City, Kansas Las Vegas Nashville, Tennessee New Orleans
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The doctor on the WFSB feed was the one who diagnosed me with a torn labrum lol
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Watching UConn play basketball makes me feel things
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Unless you’re a masochist, I think it’s very difficult to enjoy anything BC does in most sports.
Guy who thinks BC tuition was 70k a year in the 90s
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Husky Slide, Esquire retweeted
Since the 2022-23 season: • 126-28 record • 6 first-round picks • 3 Final Four appearances • 2 national championships
Our preseason ranking extravaganza continues with a list of the best coaches in men's college basketball. It starts like this: 1. Dan Hurley 2. Kelvin Sampson 3. Rick Pitino 4. Todd Golden 5. Matt Painter 6. ... cbssports.com/college-basket…
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THE JUG HAS BEEN FOUND. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY JUG.
It’s safe and sound ladies, gentlemen, and @BarstoolBigCat .
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Where the fuck is the jug
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Power station events is still absolute dogshit, for those wondering.
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Me to St. John’s twitter
Replying to @SleeperDbacks
Is every Sleeper account run by the same trash merchant or do they clone you all in a special stew of sucktitude?
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Ribbed for someone’s pleasure
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Husky Slide, Esquire retweeted
CIVIL CONFLICT MENTIONED!!!
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New grab and go stations at Gampel where the full concession stations were
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You can buy a cold turkey club and this was ground breaking to me. Also you can buy wine.
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Husky Slide, Esquire retweeted
UConn won twice as many games against ACC opponents last season as Boston College did.
You want to be in the Power 4 you have to beat those teams
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This weather with 0 wind chill is lowkey peak
Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you
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Husky Slide, Esquire retweeted
FYI: UConn vs AF will only be televised on this MW+ nonsense. However, if you have Prime you can get a 7 day trial. Just wait til like Monday to sign up to give yourself some wiggle room.
𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦: MW+ Powered By Kiswe Now Available on Prime Video With Subscription 🔗 bit.ly/47hP60N #BuiltBold | @KisweVideo
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Them umass mothafuckas really thought they be winning this game
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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