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all them holes on that series x..... keep me away....

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Joined September 2026
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Insurgents fortify one of their last holdouts. 2027 colorized
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Sadly this Sonic the Hedgehog ice cream kidnapper van would probably work on me.
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@uncledoomerNov 4
im in downtown houston texas. theyre pulling people out of their cars and cancelling them.
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Democrats won control of my shriveled rotting penis but they dont seem very interested for some reason.
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madpai@madpai_xNov 4
Replying to @IFuckXboxes
Let's try again tomorrow
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Sources have told me we just won over Tampa. Let's keep it pushing!
I Fuck Xboxes (@IFuckXboxes) profile pictureI Fuck Xboxes@IFuckXboxesNov 3
EVERYONE IN FLORIDA PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS TWEET PLEASE. If you haven't voted yet please vote for me. We are gonna vote me and put me as the leader of something. I don't know what. Just vote me. My policies are that I wear purple shirts and sunglasses and will stop zombies.
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active shooter at utm and this is what’s going on in their reddit page 😭
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EVERYONE IN FLORIDA PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS TWEET PLEASE. If you haven't voted yet please vote for me. We are gonna vote me and put me as the leader of something. I don't know what. Just vote me. My policies are that I wear purple shirts and sunglasses and will stop zombies.
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“Shh shh stop crying” “No”
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At the ER RN and the toddler I'm guessing in the room next to me just started crying and the nurse or mom (idk) goes shhh stop stop stop and the baby goes "no" and continues cryin
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Malizip@malizlpNov 2
did the fortnite chest thing for 30 minutes realized im wasting my time and went outside to go for a walk
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Attention all Florida residents: please do not forget to feed your pet dragons or leave them out in the hot sun. Had to scrape this guy off my driveway this morning. Thank you.
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hailey@nobodynoswiftNov 2
what if you lived in FLORIDA and you worked an EIGHT TO SIX the day before an ELECTION and your DENTIST APPOINTMENT and drove home in a FLASHFOOD with a RIP CURRENT and your LIGHTS WENT OUT and you got REAR ENDED and you were FINE but you still LIVE IN FLORIDA
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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If I Floridapost hard enough they'll make me the president of Florida and give me my very own invasive Iguana
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Dude made it to the other side of the street
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About to go to the Holy Ground to get Monopoly Pieces from the source. If they are out then the world has officially gone to shit.
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You guys are allowed to try a little harder than that if you're so inclined
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I blame Clavicular.
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BREAKING: Watch as new footage captures the business jet crash in Greenacres near West Palm Beach, Florida.
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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 31
The thing about Halloween is it makes everything more fun. I saw a guy getting a speeding ticket and that’s usually not fun but he was dressed like Super Mario
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To make matters worse: I ordered McDonald's today expecting a triple monopoly piece order. However they were bone dry out on all the packaging. To say I am disappointed is an understatement, and hope you all understand that I'll probably be killing myself soon.
I Fuck Xboxes (@IFuckXboxes) profile pictureI Fuck Xboxes@IFuckXboxesOct 31
Sonic 2 wasnt working at the local arcade last night and I almost had a panic attack because thats the only game I was good at. Had to settle for getting my ass kicked on Mortal Kombat by a guy who was wider than he was tall. 0 hoes pulled. 1 migraine gained. Not a great night.
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