At the ER RN and the toddler I'm guessing in the room next to me just started crying and the nurse or mom (idk) goes shhh stop stop stop and the baby goes "no" and continues cryin

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Malizip · Nov 2, 2026 · 4:40 PM UTC

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Malizip@malizlpNov 2

did the fortnite chest thing for 30 minutes realized im wasting my time and went outside to go for a walk

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hailey · Nov 2, 2026 · 11:55 PM UTC

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hailey@nobodynoswiftNov 2

what if you lived in FLORIDA and you worked an EIGHT TO SIX the day before an ELECTION and your DENTIST APPOINTMENT and drove home in a FLASHFOOD with a RIP CURRENT and your LIGHTS WENT OUT and you got REAR ENDED and you were FINE but you still LIVE IN FLORIDA

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Greensboro Police Department · Nov 2, 2026 · 10:00 PM UTC

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Greensboro Police Department

@GSO_PoliceNov 2

If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.

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jon drake · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:28 PM UTC

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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 31

The thing about Halloween is it makes everything more fun. I saw a guy getting a speeding ticket and that’s usually not fun but he was dressed like Super Mario

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First Class Flight · Oct 31, 2026 · 5:41 PM UTC

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First Class Flight@EatFaggotsAliveOct 31

tony use to say happy halloween

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🍰 · Oct 30, 2026 · 9:29 PM UTC

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🍰@gapjilrebornOct 30

Nigga stuck in a tennis racket

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H · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:35 PM UTC

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H@H3rvvvOct 29

Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging

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the new mr_eggs 🇵🇸 · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:18 AM UTC

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the new mr_eggs 🇵🇸@oeufs_brouillesOct 28

You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there

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Cameron 👁️❤️⬇️🕒 · Oct 28, 2026 · 3:00 AM UTC

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Cameron 👁️❤️⬇️🕒@7Hundred7Oct 28

Why did dominos deliver me a quadruple amputee fuck nugget Minecraft zombie

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HowlingMutant · Oct 27, 2026 · 12:47 PM UTC

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HowlingMutant

@Howlingmutant0Oct 27

Yelling “I can’t believe gay guys are into this shit huh!” to the doctor giving me my prostate exam trying to distract from the furious torrent of cum shooting out of my body

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La Derecha Diario Israel · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:22 AM UTC

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La Derecha Diario Israel

@DerechaDiarioISOct 27

🚨🇮🇱🇯🇵 | NETANYAHU INTERRUMPE EL PRONÓSTICO DEL TIEMPO EN JAPÓN: El primer ministro israelí, Benjamín Netanyahu, apareció inesperadamente en plena información meteorológica de la televisión japonesa, en una escena que ha llamado la atención en redes sociales.

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