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Iklepixie

@Iklepixie

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Joined February 2009
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#Finland have dressed their act in the style of Sam Smith
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Well done #Cyprus for helping me tick fake rain off eurovision bingo card.
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#Austria for me so far #Eurovision2023
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After a day spent on the motorway I hate all road travelling vehicles and their drivers with equal passion.
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Period is now 23 days apart and lasting 7 days. I have PMS symptoms the week before. I am now only capable of being nice to people one day a month. Pick your day to be an idiot wisely!
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OMG at last the clocks are changing. Tomorrow will be spent aligning analogue clocks around the house.
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Love getting up day after #Oscars    to see all of the outfits. Very rarely have I seen the movies that are classed as best picture.
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Finished Crash Course in Romance on Netflix. Lovely roscommon with deeper undertones. Would love to read a book version.
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Yearly helping of pancakes eaten. Happy Shrove Tuesday #PancakeDay
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Daily Octordle #384 6️⃣7️⃣ 🔟8️⃣ 🕛4️⃣ 9️⃣2️⃣ Score: 58
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Daily Sequence Octordle #383 4️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣🔟 🕚🕐 ⓮⓯ Score: 83
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Well that's a number of years scrolling I won't get back. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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How long is socially acceptable to wait after pressing the reset password button? I feel like 10 minutes is beyond reasonable.
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People who like rom coms, I'm loving Korean series Crash Course in Romance on Netflix
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Wish my uterus was high enough up to hang over my jeans. Muppet
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@ask_aubry28 Jan 2023
Ladies, is your uterus showing today? 🤦🏻‍♀️
Sorry, but any man who says they don't care about whether a girl has a flat stomach or not is lying. They absolutely care. And before any angry feminists try to attack me, don't even bother. Wanting a girl with a flat stomach. doesn't make us bad or superficial. It's just evolution. It's not like we can help it. If a girl has that "bump" on her stomach, it's a dead giveaway that she has lost her virginity, and even if some guys nowadays try to deny it, a virgin female has always and always will be the ideal mate for a man. That little bump is their uterus showing, and it appears when a man ejaculates inside her vagina, because when the sperm enters her uterus, it will swell so much that it becomes visible through the skin. Take it from someone who's taken his fair share of virginities over the years, lol. Non- flat stomachs are only ever hot if you're the reason they aren't flat anymore. (Not including pregnancy, because pregnant bellies frankly look gross.) G Dekabry Do not support or

ALT Sorry, but any man who says they don't care about whether a girl has a flat stomach or not is lying. They absolutely care. And before any angry feminists try to attack me, don't even bother. Wanting a girl with a flat stomach. doesn't make us bad or superficial. It's just evolution. It's not like we can help it. If a girl has that "bump" on her stomach, it's a dead giveaway that she has lost her virginity, and even if some guys nowadays try to deny it, a virgin female has always and always will be the ideal mate for a man. That little bump is their uterus showing, and it appears when a man ejaculates inside her vagina, because when the sperm enters her uterus, it will swell so much that it becomes visible through the skin. Take it from someone who's taken his fair share of virginities over the years, lol. Non- flat stomachs are only ever hot if you're the reason they aren't flat anymore. (Not including pregnancy, because pregnant bellies frankly look gross.) G Dekabry Do not support or

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Microsoft experts - when using forms is there a way to add music to a quiz?
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Daily Octordle #367 🟥7️⃣ 🔟🕚 🕛4️⃣ 9️⃣8️⃣ Score: 75
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Daily Quordle 364 9️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣
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He must really hate her to release Netflix during preplanned Carol service and release book the day after her birthday. For a man who has seen active service he sure likes to hide behind the media
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Making the last mince pies of the season.
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