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Iklepixie retweeted
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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For anyone who wants some company on Christmas Day, remember #JoinIn will be taking place on here. Whether you’re alone and wish you weren’t or with people but lonely, we will be here to chat to. Who’s joining in this year?
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We've loved having Matt Lucas brighten up our Tent for the last three years, especially when laughter and smiles were so much in need. We appreciate everything he's done for Bake Off, from working in covid bubbles to supporting the bakers. It's been a pleasure - thanks Matt. ❤️
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Iklepixie retweeted
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If you vote for Matt Hancock to win #ImACelebrity then look at these faces before you do Just some of the front-line health care workers have died of COVID-19 because of the failings of Matt Hancock, giving contracts to his mates instead of those who could deliver #ImACeleb
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If if all goes wrong on here, you can find us in Harrogate town centre bellowing one-liners at pigeons.
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A statement from His Majesty The King:
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Our free digital training tool can teach you to save a life in 15 minutes with just your phone and a cushion. Try RevivR now 👇 bit.ly/3qbWQN6
For those starting their Christmas Day earlier than in the UK, here is the info you need. #JoinIn
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Sara challenged Anneka to a few Christmas questions, but how would you vote? #SewingBee
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Covid rates are increasing rapidly - if you test positive, use an oximeter to monitor yourself at home. Clear @nhs guidance in the link below. NB- readings may be less accurate in people with darker skin, so if you feel unwell- seek help! england.nhs.uk/coronavirus/w…
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***NEW*** Independent SAGE offers a household mixing plan for the public to refer to, to evaluate the risks of mixing households over the holiday season. Read in full here: independentsage.org/making-a…
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Worried about being alone or lonely this Christmas Day? Then stick with us on Twitter and #JoinIn. I’ll post up more info closer to the day but we’ll all be here to keep you company. Please RT and spread the word.
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This morning please spare a thought for NHS staff who - at exactly the same time you did - found out last night from @BorisJohnson they’d be delivering 1 million boosters a day from… today.
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Gen Xers are literally holding this whole thing together and no one's paying attention to us because no one ever paid attention to us while we held everything together.
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And on today of all days - Electoral Commission has just announced it's fined the Tory Party because it broke the rules over declaring the cash for the Downing Street flat...
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In Britain, this is actually a sentence that makes sense: “Excuse me, sorry, do you mind if I just… thanks”
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Risk Assessment for Omicron has been published. Everything is still uncertain, but it doesn't look good. As SAGE said: 'It is important to be prepared for a potentially very significant wave of infections with associated hospitalisations now, ahead of data being available. 🧵
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Regardless of Omicron, there's a lot of covid around right now. If you are infected from end of next week onwards you are v likely to be isolating over Christmas. Is the Xmas party season worth the risk?
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Iklepixie retweeted
Who’s in? #Whamageddon
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