Why is the dickhead blasting music from a Bluetooth speaker while biking always listening to shitty techno?
Hot tip: if you want your dogs shit to smell like cinnamon just bake cinnamon buns and forget them on the counter.
Hey @Spotify, the iPod shuffle was discontinued in 2017. I fucking hate your new widget.
As a Leafs fan, nothing has gotten me more excited for the season than watching Bruins fans and organization implode over the Swayman contract/debacle.
That whole motivational video thing where people yell at you about business or success or whatever really fucking sucks.
The cool thing about seeing nofx 25 years ago and then again now is that you got to see an entire fanbase go from “fuck the government” to “fuck Trudeau”
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Corey Perry Linsanity run:
2020- lost in Cup Final
2021- lost in Cup Final
2022- lost in Cup Final
2023- lost to Leafs
2024- lost in Cup Final
Oh, are bruins fans mad a dirty player did a dirty thing and one of their players is missing time as a result?
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In 2021, just 0.13% of Ontarians, or 16,315 people, declared an annual income of $895,600 or higher, while the median income for the other 99.87% of Ontarians was only $40,800. You are literally arguing for the one percent of the one percent.










