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okay.

Toronto
Joined September 2009
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Why is the dickhead blasting music from a Bluetooth speaker while biking always listening to shitty techno?
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Is smoking cigs just wim hof breathing for cool people?
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Hot tip: if you want your dogs shit to smell like cinnamon just bake cinnamon buns and forget them on the counter.
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Hey @Spotify, the iPod shuffle was discontinued in 2017. I fucking hate your new widget.
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2024 - is my Spotify wrapped here yet?
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Loving the return of the A Part of Our History commercials.
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As a Leafs fan, nothing has gotten me more excited for the season than watching Bruins fans and organization implode over the Swayman contract/debacle.
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That whole motivational video thing where people yell at you about business or success or whatever really fucking sucks.
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The cool thing about seeing nofx 25 years ago and then again now is that you got to see an entire fanbase go from “fuck the government” to “fuck Trudeau”
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Legit think Axl Rose would plan a sick Olympic opening ceremony
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Yo @scotiabank I would like my money.
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Koné 🇨🇦
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Corey Perry Linsanity run: 2020- lost in Cup Final 2021- lost in Cup Final 2022- lost in Cup Final 2023- lost to Leafs 2024- lost in Cup Final
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When Scotland fans go to the EUROs 😭🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Oh, are bruins fans mad a dirty player did a dirty thing and one of their players is missing time as a result?
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The Atlantic is a fucking yard sale
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The linesman accidentally takes out Marchand 🤭
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In 2021, just 0.13% of Ontarians, or 16,315 people, declared an annual income of $895,600 or higher, while the median income for the other 99.87% of Ontarians was only $40,800. You are literally arguing for the one percent of the one percent.
This is your Net Pay on $1M salary in Ontario, Canada: Gross income: $1,000,000 Federal tax: $302,546.49 Provincial tax: $188,910.64 Canada Pension Plan: $4,055.50 Employment Insurance: $1049.12 Total Deductions: $496,561.75 Net Pay: $503,438.25 Welcome to Ontario, Canada
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Are the cat videos of today just the America’s Funniest Home Videos of yesteryear?
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