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Team Theorist seem to like this account so that's pretty cool if I do say so myself 💞💗💕💖❤️ 💝

Ash: So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer! Ash: [reciting from the card] Roses are red. Violets are blue. It's time for your dental cleaning. And maybe a check-up too. #GTLive

Skip: Those tree ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Matthew: That 90s McDonald's crab is to celebrate The Lord. #GTLive

Happy 38th Birthday Matthew 🥳🥳🥳 You're such an inspiration to me every day. You put so much good back into the world and I hope the world is treating you kindly back today. We miss you but we hope you're enjoying your first birthday retired! @MatPatGT #GTLive 💖🎉💖🎉💖🎉💖🎉

[Knocking at the door] Matthew: Who is it? Ash: It's us, we just wanna talk. Matthew: How many of you are there? Sam: Two. Matthew: Then talk to each other. #GTLive

Matthew, to Jason & Chris: I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time. Matthew: I don’t go by height or hair colour, l go by the amount of terrible ideas. Matthew: Which makes you both identical. #GTLive

Matthew: I know we have this unspoken rivalry- Jason: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time. #GTLive

Ash: So when that girl on TikTok digs a tunnel, she goes viral. Ash: But I dig one moat around my house and everyone’s all “you’re being unreasonable” and “where did you get the alligators?” #GTLive

Stephanie: So what do you want for your birthday? Matthew: A bird. Stephanie: But we can't- Matthew, glaring at Jason: I said I want a bird. #GTLive

Matthew: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? Jason: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized. #GTLive

Jason: Can I say something that will probably annoy you? Matthew: Since when do you ask for permission? #GTLive

Matthew, practicing in a mirror: W-Will you be my Valenti- Stephanie, outside their room: We are married, how the heck is he still nervous? #GTLive

Jason: I'm a god. Matthew: You yelled "Shut up" at a thunderstorm and it just happened to calm down. It was a coincidence. You have no power. Chris: Shut up. He's a god. #GTLive

Matthew: Is this... mistletoe? Stephanie: You're literally holding a piece of spinach over our heads. #GTLive

Amy: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Chris: It’s not a joke, [sniffles] I’m a legit snack. #GTLive

Happy birthday Matthew @MatPatGT 🎉💕🎉💕 You're an inspiration to me and make my life better just by being in it with the theory channels and #GTLive. So grateful to be birthday twins with someone as awesome as you 🥺🥰💖💖💖 Have an amazing day!!

Stephanie: We have some good news and some bad news. Matthew: It’s my birthday. Please give me the good news first. Stephanie: The ants on the sidewalk loved your cake! Matthew: Wh- Stephanie: After Chris DROPPED it. Chris: I SAID I WAS SORRY! #GTLive

Team Theorist: [Discussing plans for Matthew's surprise birthday party] Matthew, opening the front door: I'm home! Stephanie: Quick, start a normal conversation! Jason: ... Chris: Uhhh so then Superman grabbed the cereal box- #GTLive

Kid dressed as a dog: Trick or treat! Matthew: ... Stephanie: Give him some chocolate? Matthew: I don't wanna kill him, Steph. #GTLive