Innerscalp

Sometimes I wake up at night, remember I have responsibilities, and immediately wish I could go back to being unconscious.

Why is it that when you try to quietly open a snack in a quiet room, the packaging suddenly sounds like a building under demolition?

You ever tell someone a story, forget the important part halfway through, and start adding unnecessary details just to buy yourself time?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you cannot keep opening the fridge every five minutes expecting new food to appear. 😂

I hate when I tell someone "I'm outside" and they ask "Where?" Brother, I'm outside. Don't complicate the situation.

When I accidentally open the front camera, I immediately understand why some animals run from humans.

The moment someone hands me their expensive phone, my hands suddenly become aware of gravity.

I don't mind people taking pictures of me, but why must they show me the result immediately? Let me enjoy my confidence first. 😂

I hate when someone asks me to read something out loud. Suddenly, every word starts looking unfamiliar.

Nothing makes me lose confidence faster than someone saying, "That's not what I asked you."

Nothing is more stressful than trying to unlock your phone while someone is watching you.

As we dey find money, money sef suppose dey find us! Abi wetin una think?

I hate when someone says "You look familiar." Now we're both responsible for solving this mystery.

I don't mind being corrected when I'm wrong. I just wish people wouldn't do it in front of an audience. Let me make my mistakes privately.

The way I start behaving when someone says, "Don't be nervous." 😂

Sometimes I pretend I didn't hear my name just to avoid whatever is coming next.

I hate when someone asks me to make a quick decision. Please, I need to consult my unnecessary thoughts first.

Sometimes I dress up nicely just to sit at home and admire the effort.