Sometimes I wake up at night, remember I have responsibilities, and immediately wish I could go back to being unconscious.
Why is it that when you try to quietly open a snack in a quiet room, the packaging suddenly sounds like a building under demolition?
You ever tell someone a story, forget the important part halfway through, and start adding unnecessary details just to buy yourself time?
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you cannot keep opening the fridge every five minutes expecting new food to appear. 馃槀
I hate when I tell someone "I'm outside" and they ask "Where?" Brother, I'm outside. Don't complicate the situation.
When I accidentally open the front camera, I immediately understand why some animals run from humans.
