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Joined April 2013
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I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”
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This is Pacha. Love can make you do crazy things. And so can gravity. 13/10 (IG: goldengirlpacha)
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Peoples names I know on the park - 1 Dogs names I know on the park - 138
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Last pictures of Theo with his puppy fluff as he’s off to the groomers for his first Big Boy cut. Excited and terrified in equal measures. May his fluffiness bless your timeline. You’re welcome ☺️ #cavapoo #puppy #dogsoftwitter
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One penny off non alcohol Guinness at Morrisons this morning. Form an orderly queue, please 😉
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My puppy *really* likes his new bed 🫣🤭 #cavapoo #puppy
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When you want your puppy to have a poop, but he’s just having too much fun doing zoomies #TheoTheCavapoo #Cavapoo #dogsoftwitter
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Now that I’m working from home I thought it would be a great idea to have a dog for company. This is what happened during todays Zoom board meeting. Had to turn my camera off & spend the next hour with the smell. (P.S I had made sure I’d taken him out beforehand) #dogsoftwitter
I’m definitely doing twitter wrong if you guys won’t even help me with puppy names 😭 #dogsoftwitter
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If @robbiewilliams released Angels in the 80s 💥🕺🏼 Mashed with @simplemindscom x
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Who is the young lady in the background inanely smirking? She is making my blood boil.
'Every stinking time'. The King and Queen Consort were signing a visitors' book at Hillsborough Castle in Northern Ireland when the monarch's pen began to leak - and he lost his temper. trib.al/VDYgkbc
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When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I'm no longer young.
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This will be known as 'The Curse of Truss'. As one Liz rises to power, another fades away... Poor #QueenElizabeth
I need more of this
If Sex On Fire was recorded in 1989 🤔💥 @KingsOfLeon x @depechemode
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BREAKING: Cast of upcoming remake of Harry Potter announced.
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"Just bought a £10 kettle... This time next year we'll be millionaires."
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My local doctors' surgery has a fun system for booking appointments. You have to call at exactly 8am and hope you get through. Almost certainly you won't, then by 8.05 all appointments have gone. It's exciting, like trying to buy a ticket to see One Direction.
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Just had to sneak my husband into the ladies changing room for the swimming pool so he could help me get my bra on. #AllTimeLow
He’s not swimming; he’s just going through the motions
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