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Invisible Elf

@InvisibleElf
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Joined April 2013
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emily may
@emilykmay23 Mar 2023
I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates22 Mar 2023
This is Pacha. Love can make you do crazy things. And so can gravity. 13/10 (IG: goldengirlpacha)
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Peoples names I know on the park - 1 Dogs names I know on the park - 138
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One penny off non alcohol Guinness at Morrisons this morning. Form an orderly queue, please 😉
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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DECO@decobanduk16 Sep 2022
If @robbiewilliams released Angels in the 80s 💥🕺🏼 Mashed with @simplemindscom x
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen9 May 2021
When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I'm no longer young.
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Flups@TheRealFlups3 Sep 2022
BREAKING: Cast of upcoming remake of Harry Potter announced.
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"Just bought a £10 kettle... This time next year we'll be millionaires."
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Mark Steel@mrmarksteel24 Aug 2022
My local doctors' surgery has a fun system for booking appointments. You have to call at exactly 8am and hope you get through. Almost certainly you won't, then by 8.05 all appointments have gone. It's exciting, like trying to buy a ticket to see One Direction.
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sixfootcandy@sixfootcandy17 Aug 2022
My husband and I walked into the kitchen to grab a few more things for the dinner table and the dog took my burger. Correction: The dog took my husband’s burger. 😉
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phone sales rep: may I speak with the head of the household pls? me: just a sec, he’s using the litter box
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To Be Happy…One Must Find One’s Bliss!🌞 Happy Sunday ❤️❤️ #SeniorPup
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krista
@kristabellerina1 Jun 2022
Had a repairman over for a quote, and as I was explaining the issue, my husband walked in, and suddenly the repairman couldn’t see or hear me. But that’s okay, he had a nice conversation with my husband and I hired someone else to do the job.
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SkillsMcGill@skillsmcgill18 May 2022
I had to zoom right in to check if this was Forrest Gump.
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If 1 child and 1 mum sleep in 1 bed, how many seconds sleep did the mum get?
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How loudly do I need to unload the dishwasher before my husband knows I’m mad
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Flups@TheRealFlups1 May 2022
TV IDEA: The X Tractor. The hunt to find Britain’s sexiest farm vehicle begins with regional auditions, culminating in a live final in Neil Parish’s study. Hosted by The Wurzels and Annie Sugden off of Emmerdale.
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Extremely rich of David Attenborough to make this BBC doc about dinosaurs when he didn’t even bother to tell his brother to stop messing around with them all those years ago, too little too late my friend
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A wee thread about a young boy and the tweet that got away. Feel free to RT. Three weeks ago my youngest, Gabriel 12, came home upset. His love of woodwork was not deemed cool, nor was only having 6 followers on his instagram. 1/15
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