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L&D | This is just a side of me. Don’t judge some of my tweets as gibberish, that’s Norwegian

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Joined January 2021
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Ingen banke oss på stadion! 📹 Maren Klungtveit
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A night to remember for Viking 🥵 #UCL
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Fotball-Europa har oppdaget Stavanger sin store sønn, Tripic 😂
Replying to @FCBayern
Tripic verdient mal einen richtig schönen Kniesprung in den Rücken, sodass der die nächsten Monate nicht spielt, so wie der sich permanent theatralisch fallen lässt. #VFKFCB
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Rødt kort til Olise for å kaste ballen i ansiktet til Tripic foran dommeren 😅 xitter.gq/bluebelt43/status/2110…
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Ingen har vel vært mer forhatt blant tyskerne siden Gunnar Sønsteby enn Zlatko Tripic.
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Danke für die Empfehlung, @vikingfotball! 🥰 Hat richtig Spaß gemacht! 🇳🇴🚤
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I am going to make a group chat full of people hacking insanely cool things onto hardware. Reply or retweet and I’ll add you to the chat.
I have discovered $50 amazon photo frames to be the PERFECT home display screen They can be rooted, updated to run a modern browser, have WiFi and can be powered from USB 1280×800 resolution with a nice touch screen I detailed how to hack these yourself in my latest video wesbos.com/hacking-smart-pho…
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🚨 BREAKING! 💣 Verbal agreement reached between Mohamed Salah and Besiktas to join on a free transfer. 🇪🇬 Salary worth around €10m per year + €2m bonuses. 💸 One-year contract with an option for an additional year. ✨ ℹ️ @Santi_J_FM
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The 2026 World Cup Quarter-final between Norway and England is the biggest game in Norway’s football history. In the 47th minute, in the first half, England makes it 1-1. Did Ørjan Nyland’s goal kick preceding England’s goal hit the Spidercam cable? I did a small investigation.
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Wow! Tusen takk, Norge ❤️
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Norway welcomes their national team home 🇳🇴
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴‼️🚨 STABILIZED FOOTAGE: I have stabilized the footage to better see the ball's trajectory. You can clearly see it changing the flight path suddenly and going down quickly. The ball touched the camera cable and fell onto an English team’s lap, allowing Bellingham’s goal against Norway. FIFA claims no contact was recorded: “Connected Ball heartbeat sensor has no signal”. Norway’s team has also reported this to the referee. Technically this goal is hence incorrect?
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Ismail retweeted
Hard to feel like Norway haven't been completely hard done by. Between conceding a goal that touched the skycam, to having a goal ruled out for a 50/50 challenge in the box, to awarding Pickford a foul after he bashed into his own teammate...some very bizarre decisions today.
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Replying to @fifamedia
Man of the match
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H I S T O R Y 🇳🇴
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Dette bildet!
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🇳🇴❤️
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Ismail retweeted
Our thoughts are with you, Cody & family 🙏🧡
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Ismail retweeted
Norway warming up for the match with the French tonight. 🇫🇷🇳🇴 Fans are more and Wilder this match than ever before. 🤪 Here from Norway, outside the Royal Palace. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
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noe for @Vipps_no
🚨 @Revolut launches “Street Mode”, one of the smartest security upgrades we’ve seen in fintech this year. Phone thefts are exploding. And the threat has evolved: Criminals now force victims to complete the selfie check before running, a trend known as “transfer mugging.” Revolut’s answer? Context-aware security. What Street Mode does: You set “Trusted Locations” — home, office, hotel, wherever you feel safe. Inside those zones → transfers work normally. Outside → any transfer above your limit triggers: ✅ Extra selfie verification 👉 Mandatory 1-hour delay before funds can move That one hour is the kill switch. A critical window for you (or Revolut’s fraud team) to freeze everything before money disappears. Why this matters: Traditional bank security is static. Same rules whether you’re on your couch or walking through a crime hotspot at 2 AM. Revolut is building adaptive financial security: Rules and protections that respond to your environment, not just your device. Over 1 million users already enabled Revolut’s Wealth Protection feature. Street Mode extends that logic to real-world threats.
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