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So calm I’m reeking of zen.

My zone
Joined April 2018
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Netanyahu being the lesser evil in the election is probably the crazier part, the goblins voted Beelzebub in
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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E get as your body go weak after multi million deal no click, I just go sleep mehn
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Khalifa🩻 retweeted
Every American election is sold to the world as a historic struggle between two competing visions. Yet whether Washington turns red or blue, the machinery of American imperial power remains largely intact. The faces change, the speeches change, but the sanctions, military interventions, economic coercion and pursuit of global dominance continue. The Global South must understand that its liberation will never come from the ballot boxes of an empire. It will come from dismantling the structures of dependency that allow that empire to dictate the destiny of other nations.
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About time
Demolition at Jabi Park ongoing
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Khalifa🩻 retweeted
Did y'all vote for blue isreal or red isreal today?
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If you be bigot abeg unfollow me feel free sef block me , I no dey like follow pmp una dey muzz me .
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Man U do comeback keh make my papa no call me this night o
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An invasion seems far fetched sha but they can do some serious damage
The Houthi ground forces have invaded Saudi Arabia what a mess the Saudis have gotten themselves into unbelievable
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Roma 2up joor go fucking ballllllllllll
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“Where did I meet you?”😭😭
🚨 Newly appointed Inter Lagos Head Coach Banjo goes mental at a journalist who asked him if he thinks his job at the club is at RISK after two games 😭😂
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I fit swear say e no offer pass 20k per month😭
Speed Darlington say he don tire to dey wash shoes, nobody gree serve as his boy😭😭😫
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Nogo put your papa for problem o
“Ifoti ma pa daddy eh” Ti e ba ti bere sin fa gbo bayi,una dey feel like Mike Tyson 😂 That’s how that guy came to tell me nonsense the other day, make I no follow am talk wetin I talk again next 😂 I told him shey because you don pierce your ears? 😂😂 Big boy!
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Thank you for this update
NDLEA at the entrance of Gwarinpa🫠
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Nah colos e dey smoke nothing you fit tell me
your mother inlaw watching you get married to her son that chases them with knife when he smokes weed.
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Khalifa🩻 retweeted
Allah ya tsine wa APC in and out, through and through.
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🤣🤣🤣oh lord
So many times I dey show my 2 sons my preek, make them take know say na wetin turn to them be that. Make them use their head, make them no go lose guard me. E get why be say na my main name them dey use as surname, kids of nowadays dey grow faster now them need good orientation.
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Maybe nah my eye but the babes pretty na
of all the people that will cast you, it’s HUNNAYYYYY😭😭😭😭💔💔
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E no get format wey I no fit sight from a mile away, nah either I chest am or dodge but don’t worry I know
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Tag am, abi you dey fear?
Them Dey troll me guy wey Dey go around Dey knack 15 year olds too Dey try join? Nigga sit for one side ooh
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