Jordan “Not Going To Start Smoking” Keyes

My new hit song about the good, old days and nothing else!

Great special. Can’t believe how many bangers you fit into 45 minutes.

The fact that this new Phoebe Bridgers album is the first time in her entire career that she’s sung “You know me, and I’ll never forgive you for that” kind of feels impossible

Bizarro Noah Kahan

The Ballad of Ratts Tyerell (a La Yesterday)

Imagine me unsubscribing from Cheeseburger

The Sambas are so two years ago, Xenomorph.

Depiction is not endorsement. He was a complex homunculus whose story is important even if he wasn’t perfect.

Bringing Frankenstein to the big screen has always been a dream of mine due to my personal connection to the story (Uncle is a Frankenstein)

Chicago is so Diet Dr. Pepper-phobic it’s honestly sickening.

Make sure to tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!

Train Smoke

Can’t imagine it will be a long wait

Pretty top tier reaction lol

I need more people to see “Here” so I can talk about the Mom’s Joke scene, but I cannot, in good conscience, suggest anyone see it.

If you’re not hanging out in groups where you’re the obvious “kill,” you need to rethink your circle. #grindset

Lady Gaga should step down so that Kamala Harris can be the first female presidential candidate to headline Coachella.

Can’t wait to pick up on the “Game” of the “Scene.”

Nostalgia used to be so much better when I was a kid.

Dad’s the world over feeling a chill run up their spine.