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Life is short, live it. Party crashing and panty snatching since 91.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2009
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I’m giving $10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $) Last giveaway for a long time, will show proof!
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Hey mom, there’s somtheeeeng in the back roooooom
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John Davis retweeted
As a parent I'm gonna slip thunderstruck into my kid's bday party playlist to see which parents are cool and start chugging their Heinekens
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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Soo baby pull me closer in the bathtub with a toaster.
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it's 2017 why is Mario Kart not an app yet
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John Davis retweeted
I wanna buy a margarita machine 🤔 or I need somewhere I can get take out margs lol
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they changed the sign again
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disgusting vandals have ruined the Hollywood sign 😒
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Trying to find someone who's attracted to you
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John Davis retweeted
WTF IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY?!?!?!
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You got a world-class magician on your squad and you're not sending him out there for the coin toss?! – at Manhattan, NY
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John Davis retweeted
I actually hate Halloween because I don't care to dress up. 😫 – at Pennsylvania, USA
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Blame Hilary for Pence's plane skidding off the runway....4 8 15 16 23 42
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Just finished off a complete Chapstick from beginning to end without losing it. Sadly one of the biggest accomplishments in recent memory.
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Lmaoo I just wanna know where he got these pants 😭😭😭
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HOWIE FOR PRESIDENT
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it doesn’t matter if I sleep 2 hours or 13 hours I will still be tired the next day
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if fetty wap made christmas music pt 2 vine.co/v/iWYipuIqn92
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