John B (@JBNotSmoove) profile picture

I'm a ruminator. he/him

Minneapolis
Joined November 2020
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We did it, Joe.
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Thank Bacchus it wasn't a dream.
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TJHS HAS GONE VIRAL! 🐾 3.1 MILLION VIEWS AND COUNTING! TJHS senior Layla Clark and the TJHS Marching Band are taking the internet by storm! What an incredible spotlight on our Jaguars! Watch the viral performance!
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Imagine putting together an entire halftime show based off of one woman doing a cover of Thunderstruck on xylophone……and having it KICK TOTAL ASS!
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Everyone, shut up, I'm going to restart the show I haven't been watching for 45 minutes.
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It's quite terrible that no one has shoved this dork in a locker recently.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,” He argues that cloud data centers should make better use of limited memory supplies instead of people running AI models locally.
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I love my Minnesota Timberwolves!
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I would have preferred to watch JJ struggle instead of watching Kyler struggle.
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The internet remains undefeated.
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Pure evil. You don't treat people this way.
What the actual fuck have I just read
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I love my Minnesota Timberwolves.
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Don't know about you, but I'm sick of Ryan Murphy and Taylor Sheridan being the only ones allowed to make shows.
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This is a good thing so Republicans will probably block it.
A US lawmaker has announced plans to introduce a new bill that would give gamers ownership of the games they buy 🎮 The Power To The Players Act would require publishers to make games playable offline before shutting down their servers
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My work partner is sleeping on the job again.
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John B retweeted
This is Jaime West. She’s a Democrat running for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana. She’s drunk. And her final words to the voters were: “We have guns too.” If she runs for President, she’ll win 49 states.
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Not sure what's wrong with some of you, I thought Carrie was great. I like the direction Flanagan is taking it.
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I love pastrami and my Somali neighbors.
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Crazy what happens when you give Bucky Irving the ball.
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Do people not splurge on their friends anymore when they can do something like this?
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Rahul Kohli and Matthew Lillard in Carrie. Hell yeah!
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