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Michigan, USA
Joined March 2012
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This is what bagging $BULL from $11 feels like
Me riding to zero instead of panic selling for a loss
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GEN X HAD TO SMOKE OUT OF SODA CANS WITH SCREENS FROM A SINK FAUCET AND THEN BLOW IT INTO A TOILET PAPER ROLL FILLED WITH DRYER SHEETS SO GEN Z COULD HIT A WEED PEN AT TARGET
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You ever stretch so good you moan like a faggot?
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"I'm just gonna take a quick trade here, in and out" three hours later:
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Canada would have no culture without Quebec
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this book hit young men so hard because you’re in middle school being forced to read the absolute worst most torturous irrelevant things imaginable for multiple years and then out of nowhere they hit you with 200 pages of “kid has to survive in the woods with an axe”
EXCLUSIVE: Netflix is developing a movie adaptation of "Hatchet," Gary Paulsen’s 1987 young adult survival novel. • The film will be written and directed by Derek Cianfrance, best known for films such as “Blue Valentine” and “The Place Beyond the Pines.” • Per the synopsis: “Hatchet” follows “13-year-old Brian Robeson, who is stranded alone in the Canadian wilderness after a plane crash with nothing but the hatchet his mother gave him.” • Paulsen later expanded the story into a five-book series that included “The River” (1991), “Brian’s Winter” (1996), “Brian’s Return” (1999) and “Brian’s Hunt” (2003). wp.me/pc8uak-1lHWxk
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POV you got mind controlled off the boat between Booty Bay and Ratchet.
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We SWIM like this in underwater, and some blonde blowout PR MERCHANT and his fanbase still think he’s the KING OF THE JUNGLE. 🤡
Tigers are proficient swimmers and have been observed crossing rivers as wide 7 km (4.3 miles).
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The con is complete. Fuck me. What can you do but laugh
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism. Together, we will ensure Jewish New Yorkers are safe and celebrated. We will invest in their protection, their history, and their future. Our safety and our thriving are tied together.
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still one of the best feelings in gaming after 20 years
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Replying to @mastromatteo13
This motherfucker is just happy to be here at the sportsball event. 😂😂
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Every friendship should have a moment where they’re close to homicide over a football game. This is what it’s all about.
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I beat Cody in Catan :/
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That's how they took a gay actor, and made him act as a gangster rapper, in order to influence the black community into become more violent. And it worked 😓
Afrobeats And Its Links To US Secret Intelligence Have you ever found yourself wondering why Afrobeats - the joyful soundtrack to the "Africa Rising" era from the late 2000s through the early 2010s - seems to have lost much of its energy and lustre of recent? Does it seem to you like the music no longer belongs to the fans and has become a distant, expensive product that nobody can relate with anymore? You are not imagining it - in fact the reality of what has happened to Afrobeats is a lot darker than you would possibly imagine. Far from just a fresh music genre that embodied the sounds and aspirations of a new generation across the continent, it has been coopted into the arsenal of the US government's extensive foreign influence and interference tools. In fact, your favourite Afrobeats artist, as incredible as it sounds, most likely now has a handler permanently assigned to them by the US State Department. In this special report, The Spearhead Senior Reporter Mckay Chukwu examines a story that has been hiding in plain sight for years, detailing the State Department's well-funded cultural interference infrastructure which has been deployed all over the Global South to bend entire populations and their governments toward the foreign policy goals of the US government.
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This is the perfect depiction of a Horde player. A homosexual communist from the 3rd world, arriving in a world he knows his kind could never come close to creating. The only thoughts echoing around his empty skull are which of our clean streets he will defecate in first.
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You gotta shoot him in the parking lot ain't no other choice
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Watched enough bodycam channels to know this poor chap's about 2.5 years away from a Murder-Suicide
Mothers are now encouraging others to have "the talk" about Groypers.
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This is how I imagine Anthropic’s Mythos model with zero guardrails
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