Jessica Teaford

A couple years ago my mom suggested to me that maybe I wasn’t getting hired for any jobs because my hair was platinum blonde and that is unprofessional. Today she proposed that I should be careful using a Tik Tok audio that says “shitting my dick”…when I got the job 2 weeks ago

My swimsuit Tik Tok/Reel has 100K combined views. I think it’s time to delete.

I can’t stand it when people who hate cooking post about cooking

I made a semi-funny comment on a Netflix star’s TikTok and she responded and now the only notifications I get are likes of this comment which now has 2,600+ likes make it stop

My biggest flex is that I finally, after 11.5 years, turned Danny off to Chili’s

client: we really want to focus our efforts on SEO also client: we don’t need all this text on here also client: people already know what our product is we don’t need to tell them again

It is absolutely wild to me that the same combination of ingredients makes all kinds of breads??? Bagel, loaf, roll, croissant, English muffin, tortilla, pita, biscuit. Cooking is STEM okay.

If I Knew You Were Trouble (Taylor’s Version) could be the rock version from the Red Tour that would be pretty sick I think

The fact that butterfly clips are coming back is triggering to me because in 1st grade a boy made fun of me for wearing them so I shed a single tear, took them all out of my mullet hair, put them in my Powerpuff Girls backpack and never wore them again

Why do parents call you at 8am and ask if you’re still in bed

I can’t get on board with baking strawberries. No no noooo