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Omaha, NE | IG: @jessicateaford

Joined May 2011
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📹 | “Wow guys, I love it when you olé, olé, olé!” #BuenosAiresTSTheErasTour xitter.gq/callitfalsemor/status/…
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this waiting for 4/9 is difficult, but it’s real...
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So, uh, tomorrow should be cold.
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homie saw his shadow, so 4 more weeks of temp tuesdays®
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What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek
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Talking to Will, Im going on & on about “oh my gosh Arthur is the best cuddler. He just like wraps his arms around you. He’s sooo nice too. I just loved him” He goes “um.. who’s..Arthur..?” And I’m over here like OMFG I FORGOT TO CLARIFY ITS MY FRIENDS CAT LMAAAAAO IM SO SORRY – at Omaha, NE
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pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
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i don’t use a wallet i carry a SINGLE LOOSE DEBIT CARD that i misplace once a day which just adds to my overall lack of control over everything in my life
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A lot of “friendships” will end because of this and I just want everyone to know it’s ok! You can build new relationships with people who truly value you.
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That protester got shot last night and the first thing everyone did was look for the police and call 911 I witnessed those same people standing in front of officers calling them “Fucking Pussies” and telling them, LITERALLY, “that their lives don’t matter.”
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Your groutfit called. It needs these. Like & RT for the chance to #win a pair of sweatpant joggers.
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People who think 30 mins is a far drive annoy the fuck outta me
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Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough
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Thanks to Dr. Clough and the @CHIhealth Orthopedic team at CHI Lakeside, for treating me like a 👑 today! Your professionalism and expertise was reassuring. Every person that I encountered was top-notch! @CHI_Updates @OmahaPolice
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Peter’s mom: Madison is too religious for you Also Peter’s mom: I spoke to God and he said pick Hannah Ann #thebachelor
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if ur happy just remember it could always be better
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my new years resolution is to continue being a cutie fuckin patootie
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15 years ago today, Nicolas Cage uttered this truly iconic phrase
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I’ve realized with age you have to make your own birthday special if you care about it. Don’t let yourself be disappointed by people, take control of your day and plan it how you want it!
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Jessica Teaford retweeted
Harry for Saturday Night Live by Mary Ellen Matthews. #HarryOnSNL
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