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Word around town is you been stalking my tweets…😬

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Joined April 2011
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Maybe Sharia Law won’t be so bad, women have been getting a little mouthy lately
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This is pretty much my current mood right now:
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Jonathan retweeted
Adding spices to the beat is a lot like cooking. You're not trying to change the dish, but just accentuate flavor.
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Women want equality until they have to pay their own bills.
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Remember when prostitution was a last resort for women with no other options and not the first thing they do when they turn 18
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wtf are they feeding us
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
These images match a viral video fact-checked by Lead Stories, which found it AI-generated: the source account was an AI content profile, and Hive Moderation scored it 99.9% likely AI-generated, with glitches confirming fabrication. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
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beauty
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The biggest whore you know posted about voting blue yesterday
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Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account 🤦‍♂️
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Trump pledged $5,000 to adult U.S. citizens if Republicans retained Congress in 2026 midterms. Democrats won both chambers, so it does not apply. Similar prior promises went unfulfilled; it needed congressional approval and would cost over $1T. apnews.com/article/trump-… pbs.org/newshour/polit… snopes.com/fact-check/tru…
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My only political tweet for the night: Ya'll are so cute cheering on your favorite politicians like any of them are gonna do shit to help any of us. They'll come in. Get nothing done and blame the other side for not working with them. Wash rinse repeat.
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Replying to @arvodss
Everybody farts, but you can't forgive a bitch that fart while you giving her head
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Faith when the judge said 14 million
A judge just ruled that Faith Evans must pay $14 million in profits from The Notorious B.I.G.’s estate to the trust set up by his late mother, Voletta Wallace.
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Someone recreated “Lose Yourself” by stitching together 187 random movie clips to form the lyrics. [🎞️ Ross Thompson / RjSuspect]
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jadakiss went vintage on cam'ron's "down & out"
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If you are a man, and you go to therapy, you are a faggot.
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Replying to @Goddess0shun
Bc this beautiful well raised angel is going to be a financial burden on her new husbands family. So her family typically had to pay a dowry to the husbands family to take her in. It was basically used to help the new couple get off to a good start. We should go back to that
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you're getting old... meanwhile "artists" today couldnt play a chord or write a progression in any key if a gun was to their head They just sample crap or straight up steal old songs and change one note.
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Why should a man want a woman in 2026?
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Tired of the running- Akon
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2000 12” Single “Cold As Ice” M.O.P #vinyl #records #vinylrecords
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