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Word around town is you been stalking my tweets…😬

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Joined April 2011
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Hip Hop was alive & thriving las nite 🚀🚀🚀🚀🔊🎧🎼
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Always appreciate ALL that you got, cuz #LifeIsTooShort
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At my age: I’m so far from a “good deal” anymore. & I’m talking waaaaay far removed beyond that. Atp; my Mission Statement is trying to convince a chick to buy a bad car w maad problems.
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I’m bout to win 500 Mili off Powerball tomorrow night🚀🚀🚀
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Maybe Sharia Law won’t be so bad, women have been getting a little mouthy lately
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This is pretty much my current mood right now:
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Lmaoooooo😂
Replying to @LawrenceElliots
I love the fact that he had to massively tone down his personal life so that he could accurately portray a womanizing, always-drinking, constantly-partying playboy with no moral compass.
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Jonathan retweeted
Adding spices to the beat is a lot like cooking. You're not trying to change the dish, but just accentuate flavor.
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Haaaa😂😂😂😂😂
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Jonathan retweeted
Women want equality until they have to pay their own bills.
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No matter who Bianca take a picture w it just always looks like she don’t wanna be in it w them. Lol
The audience at the yeezy season 01 show (2026)
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Remember when prostitution was a last resort for women with no other options and not the first thing they do when they turn 18
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Aren’t Republicans all gun-ho conservative, & “traditional” & proper values & yada yada? So how tf did that gay ass YMCA jam by the Village People become the Trump song, Yo??? It’s literally one of the most homosexual songs there is, right? Like?????😂😂😂
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& how come nobody has raised this question yet? Because I haven’t seen anybody bring it up. Ever since his dumb ass won last time & all his supporters were dancing that shit. Smh 🥴
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wtf are they feeding us
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
These images match a viral video fact-checked by Lead Stories, which found it AI-generated: the source account was an AI content profile, and Hive Moderation scored it 99.9% likely AI-generated, with glitches confirming fabrication. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
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Jonathan retweeted
beauty
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The biggest whore you know posted about voting blue yesterday
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Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account 🤦‍♂️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump pledged $5,000 to adult U.S. citizens if Republicans retained Congress in 2026 midterms. Democrats won both chambers, so it does not apply. Similar prior promises went unfulfilled; it needed congressional approval and would cost over $1T. apnews.com/article/trump-… pbs.org/newshour/polit… snopes.com/fact-check/tru…
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& considering what happened last night; Goddamnit there goes that 5k stimi😂😂😂😂
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My only political tweet for the night: Ya'll are so cute cheering on your favorite politicians like any of them are gonna do shit to help any of us. They'll come in. Get nothing done and blame the other side for not working with them. Wash rinse repeat.
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