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Jacob Rutz

@JacobRutz

I'm not the hero Twitter wants, I'm the hero Twitter needs. 7th grade Field Day Softball Throw Champion

Joined June 2011
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*The Phantom Menace but with only Jar Jar Binks scenes*
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Imagine you get called in for jury duty and it’s just Nicholás Maduro
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Transformers 1 and 2 are top tier movies and nobody can tell me otherwise.
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Is it really a disaster movie without a divorced couple, a new rich step dad, and the rekindling of a family along the way?
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It’s been a while since I’ve visited Instagram. But after 5 minutes on my discover page, I now know how to align my chakras, channel my inner vibrations, and summon storms by talking to trees. Boy does Instagram really know it’s audience.
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Why don’t politicians emphasize improving infrastructure? I’d easily vote for someone who effectively puts forwards a plan to evolve transportation.
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It’s like the one thing I don’t mind my tax money going towards.
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I just want the election to be over so I can stop receiving so many text messages.
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“Are you artistic?” I ask from across the room, unaware that I should really emphasize my “R”s.
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I see the Ray-Ban scam is making a nice little comeback in 2020.
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Who should I vote for?
30%Biden (forgets lyrics)
15%Trump (can’t keep a tune)
56%Kanye (multi platinum)
27 votes • Final results
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This is like the 12th time this has happened. Moe’s would never.
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@ajplus22 Apr 2020
Chipotle will pay a record $25 million in fines for serving tainted food that left 1,100 people sick — the largest food safety fine ever paid in the U.S. The company has admitted to poor safety practices, and will avoid conviction by starting a better food handling program.
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Oh man, good thing the WHO is on the case. This virus had me worried for a second.
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@WHO14 Jan 2020
Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in #Wuhan, #China🇨🇳.
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So I get that having Liberty’s campus open has its risks. But where else are the international students, or students with no real “home” supposed to live during the quarantine?
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I’ve realized that I’ve never had to itch my face more than when I’m in a grocery store.
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Members of Congress should not be allowed to own individual stock. We are here to serve the public, not to profiteer. It’s shocking that it’s even been allowed up to this point.
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Can we start focusing on how China totally screwed everybody by downplaying and suppressing all information on this virus until it was already global?
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Also, both the WHO and the CDC are trash at their base objectives.
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We can add the UN as well, while we’re at it.
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@RUDOLPHJUNDA10 Mar 2020
Alright. This has officially gone too far.
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@nypost10 Mar 2020
Coronavirus fears push 'Peter Rabbit 2' premiere to August trib.al/0zCBVMU
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