Journalist, Writer | Pseudo-satirist. Editor, Nile Post Contributor BBC Africa IG: https://xitter.gq/t.co/1qJK0J8Zjo Views are M.I.N.E.
Jinja, Uganda
Joined February 2011
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10 GREATEST EVER MUSICIANS
1. Lucky Dube
2. Elvis Presley
3. Michael Jackson
4. Bob Marley
5. Franco Luambo Makiadi
6. Celine Dion
7. Elton John
8. John Lennon
9. Whitney Houston
10. Ludwig va Beethoven
Jacobs Odongo Seaman retweeted
๐จMEXICO 2026 WEEKEND | RECAP BEFORE FP3
- Antonelli gets sick
- Pรฉrez gets sick
- Bottas gets sick
- 10 rookie drivers participate in FP1
- Audi sends Slater onto the track with a cooling fan,โฌ7,500 fine
- Audi fined an additional โฌ5,000 for covering a car's floor
- Jack Crawford's car gives up during FP1
- Hadjar pushes a fan in the paddock
- Verstappen and Lawson make contact during FP2, breaking Verstappen's floor
- Lewis Hamilton's car gives up during FP2
- Both Verstappen and Lawson receive a 1-Grid Place Penalty for their incident in FP2
- Hadjar gets summoned to the stewards for alleged misconduct
- Esteban Ocon gets dropped mid weekend, no reason has been given
Jacobs Odongo Seaman retweeted
The funniest part about the Messi vs Ronaldo debate is that we actually watched them play each other 36 times.
36 Matches 36
16 Wins 11
22 Goals 21
12 Assists 1
12 MOTM 1
Same pitch, Same pressure, Same era. Messi beat him more, scored more, created more and was Man of the Match far more. Even when Ronaldo was literally standing on the other side of the pitch, Lionel Messi was still the better footballer.
Jacobs Odongo Seaman retweeted
When Israel-US bombings of Iran began last year, Mr. Merz hailed them.
"Doing Europe's dirty work"
100bn Euro is nothing compared to the Earth-shattering blow Iran's Powerful Armed Forces will deal against those who dare harm our people.
Red lines are a thing of the past.
Germany's Chancellor Merz on Iran War:
We now have costs exceeding โฌ100 billion for Europe alone over the last eight months, solely because of the increase in energy prices caused by this conflict.
More than โฌ100 billion extra has been paid by businesses and consumers in Europe because energy has become more expensive as a result of this conflict.
We have an economic interest in bringing this conflict to an end as quickly as possible.
Jacobs Odongo Seaman retweeted
BREAKING: Khamenei orders army to implement 'immediate response without geographical limitations' to any US attack
๐ด LIVE updates: aje.news/87zsqu?update=51034โฆ
Man United fans blamed Tag and Amorim for everything. But now it is the players letting Carrick down!
Jacobs Odongo Seaman retweeted
SP Opus Justin is the
Deputy KMP Traffic Commander
He is on
+256 702 934180
+256 782 934380
Just in case...
Life!
The reason why you are grumpy this morning is that you are not tuned in to 100.9 FM.
Download MTNTV by AfroMobile, and you will surely turn up instantly!
#KIISnGrind #KIISFMUganda
Jacobs Odongo Seaman retweeted
๐จ๐ฃ๏ธWaleed Al-Farraj (Saudi TV Host) :
"Messi doesn't even care to know how many career goals he has scored but here we [Saudi League] are holding meetings trying to award a single goal to a 41 year old [Cristiano Ronaldo] who is clearly struggling to score legitimate goals. We're heading toward a level of ridiculousness never before seen in football."
It's falling apart!
ืคื ืืชื ืืืืงืจ ืืืืขืฆืช ืืืฉืคืืืช ืืืืฉืื ืืืจืืฉื ืืคืชืื ืืืงืืจื ืคืืืืืช ื ืื ืื ืืืื ื ืชื ืืื ืืืฉืืช ืืืืื.
ืืืืืฉ ืืืืจืื ืจืืฉ ืืืฉืืช ืืฉืจืื, ืื ืืืื ื ืชื ืืื, ืืืืฅ ืขื ืจืืฉื ืืขืจืืช ืืืืืืื ืื ืงืื ืฆืขืืื ืฉืขืืืืื ืืืืฆืจ ืืืกืงืืงืืืฆืื ืืื ืืืจืื.
ืื ืืกืืื ืืืจืืจ ืืช ืืืื ืช ืืฉืจืื ืขืจื ืืืืืจืืช ืืืืืื, ืืื ืขื ืื ืืื ืืช ืืืงืจืื ืืช ืืืืื ืฆืืดื ืจืง ืืฉื ืืฉืฉ ืืืคืกื ืืืืืจืืช, ืื ืืืืื ืืืืื ื, ืืืืืืื ื ืืืืืืื ืฆืืดื.
Africans will converge and pool h10 billion in a jiffy to contruct a cathedral but will never contribute a coin toward a maternity ward, classroom block or borehole in their village.
If Michael Carrick were a Formula 1 team principal, he would pull up his driver for questioning his tactics amid profanities.
Jacobs Odongo Seaman retweeted
Office empya ekola ku Sundayโฆ! ๐
Our resolve to keep Uganda safe from disease outbreaks is unwavering. Itโs TOTAL!
Today, we sounded the call for preparedness, strengthened coordination and reaffirmed our commitment to swift response to the viral outbreak in DRC.
@MinofHealthUG
Jacobs Odongo Seaman retweeted
Here is Twitter... but better.
Meet: Goftegooo
It's the social media platform I've been building, still in closed beta.
But what makes it so unique?
You're probably tired of following one story across a dozen Telegram channels or Twitter accounts, in multiple languages, never knowing if it was confirmed or just reposted everywhere...
That's why I built Goftegooo.
It puts every report into one event and shows how many sources reported it independently.
Something happened, but it's reported only by 1 source? It's unconfirmed.
Multiple people talking about it? Then it's corroborated.
Was a piece of news debunked or denied? Goftegooo will recognise it and tell you that the story is denied, and you can even turn on notifications for it!
Of course this is just 1 slice of the whole cake... follow @GoftegoooX for more updates!
PS: No shadow bans here! :)
Jacobs Odongo Seaman retweeted
โIn the media, Uncle Sam's a giant, in Hormuz, not so much.โ
#persian_gulf #iran #sacred_defence
