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@McDonalds honestly it’s a disgrace #mcdonaldssutton

@LondonFire thank you so much to London Bridge firefighters for coming out to a trapped pigeon. Tbh I thought my plea would be laughed at but so happy that it wasn’t. You’re an amazing bunch of people

#Glasgow2024 #worldathletics bloody autocorrect

just opened up a @Wasabi_UK katsu curry from @sainsburys and I’m not sure it can be sold as a chicken one going on the stingy portion included. Nothing like the amount you get when you buy in store #ripoff

Absolutely gutted #RIPGhosts

@OffMenuOfficial this better be good James

@paddypower you should be ashamed, selling the ideal which completely buys into the unachievable ideals many kids strive for and you know it. Knowingly looping that loophole. #paddypowerleavethekidsalone

@sainsburys so had a delivery of this on Friday (with no short shelf life warning). Another dinner which can’t happen

@sainsburys this whole moaning on Twitter is becoming a regular occurrence but getting food delivered like this is just unacceptable. I’m going to have a stab in the dark and assume that you’ll ask me to pm you and then you’ll ignore me

@sainsburys so I collected some groceries on 23rd at my 9pm slot. Your store had run out of bags so had all the groceries loose in the boot and to top it off I’ve just noticed this sell by date.