Graphic designer, wife, mum, football lover and perfectionist with a love of cake and all things retro!
London & Surrey
Joined September 2010
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John Motson’s final game for MOTD was at Selhurst Park & the tribute to him afterwards shows how beloved he was.
I wasn’t alive for our 1990 FA Cup semi final win vs Liverpool - but Motty’s commentary helps me feel the excitement from one of our club’s greatest days.
RIP ❤️💙
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Help please people of Twitter. Trying to see what I can do to help the lovely man on the right. My Dad, on the left died unexpectedly in August from Cancer after living with frontal temporal lobe dementia for almost 20 years. Stuart, on the right looked after him for 10 years
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Live within 20 miles radius of J8 M25 Surrey UK & would like a border terrier companion? Chatty Buster 12 years yo would love to meet you & possibly a lady canine companion too! This limit as tiny charity of volunteers offering lifelong support if needed epsomcaninerescue.co.uk/inde…
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Important announcement - please share this video with your friends to spread the word. x
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Hang your heads @BBCSport lawn bowls and 3 a side basketball on but no netball???? The fastest growing female participation sport in the uk…. Embarrassing
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We genuinely didn’t think we’d need to say this, but Russia moving troops into Ukraine does not entitle you to a refund, no matter how abusive you are to our Box Office staff.
As far as we’re aware, Russia hasn’t invaded Hull yet 🤦🏻♂️
#entitledmuch – at Blackpool, England
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More two-word horror stories:
Eye contact
Lunch meeting
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
They’re here
Team building
Low carb
Record highs
Unexpected item
You busy?
Quick word
Friend request
Leg day
Your parcel
Tax return
Happy birthday
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Unintentionally activating a video call and throwing your phone at the wall
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Yay! Another magazine front cover. So proud of the Vintage Carnival shoot team! #frontcover #weddingphotographer xXx
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Fancy winning a post-Xmas meal? RT for a chance to win (you'll need it after the turkey). 5 gift cards to giveaway!
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#CPFC fans – you don’t want to miss this one! RT now using hashtag #MansionXmasCPFC to enter our Christmas Special!
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Eagles fans! Wanna win tickets for @CPFC v West Brom this Sat? Follow & RT now – 4 pairs up for grabs! Closes Wed 2pm
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When you eat the last piece of chocolate and didn't realise so you couldn't say goodbye properly and get closure 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
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If Blatter had even a crumb of dignity remaining, he'd walk away now, creep back to his lair, sit in his armchair and stroke his cat.
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For those unsure about Australia's position in Europe this map proves its just off the coast of Portugal #Eurovision
