Web developer and creative coder with 8+ years experience in a wide range of technologies for both front end and back end development.
Austin, TX
Joined October 2009
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Jake Callery retweeted
I reverse engineered mcdonald's internal api and I'm currently placing an order worth $18,752 every minute at every mcdonald's in the US to figure out which locations have a broken ice cream machine
mcbroken.com
Jake Callery retweeted
Video game certification is just several hundred exhausted devs trying to figure out the exact definition of the word 'significantly'
Jake Callery retweeted
Incoming transmission............1 D A Y !!!!!! Tell friends. Tell your mama. Tell your sister. Tell Lulu down at the salon. Tell Welsey with the watermelon shaped head. @adultswim 11:30pm June 24th
Jake Callery retweeted
sun set, on many civelitation through history. but doeg? it always rise... dog eternal
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What I thought we were building:
a SOFTWARE company
What we're actually building:
a software COMPANY
Jake Callery retweeted
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
Jake Callery retweeted
"Your princess is in another castle."
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We're happy pacifists at Basecamp. No interest in CONQUERING markets, no interest in CAPTURING customers, no interest in DEFEATING the competition. The language of war is how businesses justify the vile. The @reworkpodcast dives in. rework.fm/happy-pacifists/
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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
Jake Callery retweeted
What do you mean I CANNOT put a V8 in a Geo Metro?!?!?
Have you seen my tool box?
Have you seen my beer fridge?
Jake Callery retweeted
[interviewer] any last questions?
> yes, I do. what side projects have *you* been working on?
Jake Callery retweeted
GUIDE: This bird of prey is our oldest, at 20
M: So born in the 90s?
G: Yes
M: OMG..it's the millennial falcon
WIFE:
G: *tazes me to death
