Jake Hari (@JakeHari)

@JakeHari25 Nov 2025

Woke up to the Logan Cooley 4-goal game! Made sure to get a couple Cooley/Guenther lineups in my mix after seeing sub 1% projected ownership in our Top Stacks Tool 📈

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Stokastic Sims · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:30 AM UTC

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Carolina-Green Bay Simulation dropping tonight 👀 Notifications ON 🔔

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Jake Hari · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:17 PM UTC

My kind of bets 👀

12 longshots. 🎯 60 seconds. ⏱️ +196 to +999. 💰 We simmed every NBA game tonight 10,000 times. Here's one plus-money play from each that pays a lot more than it should.

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Stokastic Sims · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:12 PM UTC

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Who scores first tonight? We simmed all 12 games 10,000 times each. Giannis leads the slate: 22% to score the game’s first points. 🧵

Ask The Sims, first points, Oct 28. Giannis Antetokounmpo has a 22% chance to score the game’s first points, the best on tonight’s 12-game slate in 10,000 Sims of each game. Top 7, with chance, chance if his team wins the opening tip, and fair price: Giannis (MIA @ ATL) 22.2%, 25.4%, +350. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC @ DAL) 19.1%, 25.3%, +425. Kevin Durant (HOU @ MIL) 18.9%, 23.1%, +430. Cade Cunningham (CHA @ DET) 18.4%, 22.6%, +445. Luka Doncic (LAL @ LAC) 17.9%, 23.4%, +460. Donovan Mitchell (WAS @ CLE) 17.6%, 20.1%, +470. Victor Wembanyama (SAS @ UTA) 16.6%, 19.1%, +500.

ALT Ask The Sims, first points, Oct 28. Giannis Antetokounmpo has a 22% chance to score the game’s first points, the best on tonight’s 12-game slate in 10,000 Sims of each game. Top 7, with chance, chance if his team wins the opening tip, and fair price: Giannis (MIA @ ATL) 22.2%, 25.4%, +350. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC @ DAL) 19.1%, 25.3%, +425. Kevin Durant (HOU @ MIL) 18.9%, 23.1%, +430. Cade Cunningham (CHA @ DET) 18.4%, 22.6%, +445. Luka Doncic (LAL @ LAC) 17.9%, 23.4%, +460. Donovan Mitchell (WAS @ CLE) 17.6%, 20.1%, +470. Victor Wembanyama (SAS @ UTA) 16.6%, 19.1%, +500.

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Jake Hari · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:09 PM UTC

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15 point leads aren't what they used to be

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We asked 10,000 Sims four questions before Knicks-Bulls👇 Ask The Sims about any bet, any player or any "what-if" 🤔

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Jake Hari · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:26 AM UTC

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This thread is "hand in the dirt" guy's worst nightmare

@StokasticOct 28

A ton of Week 7 plays swung games in major ways. Going for it on 4th-and-1 at your own 24, tied, under five minutes left (Dan Campbell)? Kicking to tie or going for 2 with 52 seconds left? We ran Week 7's nine biggest calls through the Sims and graded every one 🧵

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Stokastic Sims · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:02 AM UTC

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Ask the Sims doesn't stop at kickoff as LIVE Mode keeps us up to date on the action. Goedert with a slow start but 5+ catches still around 35% after his quiet 1st half 👀

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Stokastic Sims · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:52 PM UTC

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Replying to @JakeHari

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Jake Hari · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:49 PM UTC

Who’s getting wild

Holding an insane SGP for Cowboys-Eagles tonight? Reply with the wildest one you have and we'll find the games where it actually hits in our 10,000 simulations for MNF.

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Stokastic Sims · Oct 26, 2026 · 1:05 PM UTC

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Monday Night Football DFS Cheat Sheets for DraftKings & FanDuel FREE Sims lineups for Cowboys-Eagles: 🎯 Core Captain & Flex Plays ✍️ Chalk Lineup 👀 Contrarian Lineup 🤫 Boom or Bust Lineup

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Jake Hari · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:22 PM UTC

Sign me up for this

We Simmed Cowboys-Eagles 100,000 times. This is the most chaotic outcome. Nine lead changes, 81 points, a return touchdown. Only 0.4% of Sims scored this many points, and all of it together happened once in 100,000. What you need to know about sims & how it played out 👇

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Jake Hari · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:54 PM UTC

Comeback szn?

Chiefs at Seahawks, SNF. 10,000 Sims. We picked one and re-simmed it live, every snap. KC went up 20-0... Watch what happened next 👀 Everyone has pregame sims. Ours don't stop at kickoff. 🏈 Run Sims pregame 🔄 Re-Sim LIVE as the game unfolds

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Stokastic Sims · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:13 AM UTC

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Only trust sims with a long track record. Ours have run for years, and the Stokastic Hall of Fame is the receipt.

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Stokastic Sims · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:00 AM UTC

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🇫🇷 BONJOUR, PARIS! 🇫🇷 We played Steelers-Saints 10,000 times before Sunday’s kickoff at Stade de France. The Steelers win 60.2% of them. Here’s how one of those games played out, snap by snap. 👇

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Jake Hari · Oct 25, 2026 · 11:49 AM UTC

@JakeHariOct 25

Fantasy matchup sims, DFS, and bets all in one place 👀

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Three Week 7 NFL games, 10,000 Sims each. One Sim per game, start to finish with four fantasy & sports betting questions tracked live. What you need to know about game sims (and how these three played out) 👇 0:00 Bengals at Ravens 4:16 Giants at Texans 7:50 Packers at Lions

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:24 AM UTC

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12 hours from now: football in Paris 🇫🇷

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Stokastic Sims · Oct 24, 2026 · 3:04 PM UTC

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NBA DFS Cheat Sheets for DraftKings & FanDuel (10/24) ✅Sims' favorites based on 5K runs of the NBA slate. ✅Leverage plays Sims like more than the field does

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Jake Hari · Oct 24, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

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Value-packed thread 🏈