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I'm Jake. And yes, I wear khakis. Frequent guest on @ClockShelves podcasts.

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Joined January 2009
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So @HaleyforMI didn’t feel welcome at a political event, so now she doesn’t care if Democrats win the Senate. She’s against “hate” while supporting one of the most hateful campaigns in memory. She endorsed then unendorsed then endorsed then unendorsed her former rival, who she promised to unite behind, after endlessly repeating (correctly!) that Mike Rogers MUST be defeated. What an incoherent disgrace. Hope this anger drives people to do whatever they can to help @AbdulElSayed win.
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Patrick Stewart has passed away at the age of 86.
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he's so me when people start to "well, actually..." me about LOST
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Terry O’Quinn, nobody has ever done it like you.
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I love LOST and the community surrounding it so much. I was genuinely tearing up during the panel today seeing those lovely humans together and having SO many dear friends in the audience. This is my favorite show but it gave me some of the best, most important people in my life.
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"are you ok?" omg no but for the purpose of this conversation, yes i'm fine.
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Dearborn is a big part of what makes Michigan special. Bigots will never understand that, because they are too afraid of diversity.
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18 Years ago today, History made when the US upset France in the Men's 4 x 100m Freestyle Relay led by @MichaelPhelps, @JasonLezak, @GWeberGale, and @CullenJones and it produced one of the Greatest Olympics Calls ever by @DanHicksNBC and @RowdyGaines.
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JD Vance saying, “God forbid we have a President El-Sayed in three years,” when he has four brown children at home is just fucking unbelievable.
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Michigan, let’s win this.
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i die a little inside when someone irl suggests i use chatgpt for literally anything
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To me, its not even about Mitch McConnell anymore. We have a real problem when a Senator can just disappear for six weeks with only the vaguest of explanations & the whole institution just kinda shrugs it off. Every other job in America would fire you for this.
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i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings
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Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell in hell right now
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I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I'm at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball
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the wait is over. with the new Webberoni, you can finally eat just like Spider-Man and see #SpiderManBrandNewDay Exclusively in Theaters on July 31 @SPIDERMANMOVIE
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Speak ill on the small C again and see what happens.
i wish they'd collab with GOOD pizza chains but this is just so peak
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yo i heard the first pizza restaurant to run a prime day offer with @amazon is really cool and yummy and popular… it’s us we did it we’re selling pizzas for $5 for Prime Day ‼️‼️
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Replying to @MountainDew
@mountaindew did we just become best friends??
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