Jake, Not From State Farm

Feeling good looking good

I was supposed to make it this morning however there's no milk I don't want to go back out there today.

Bye Felicia!

Do whatever makes you feel like you.

25 years later if still fits. USS CONSTELLATION t shirt. My first ship.

Heard that jay-z is dying the halftime show brother in law dropped where the hell more rap shit. I mean what the fuck.

Been at my brother in laws long enough to hear him rant and rave. This is dumb.

I've aged so much in a year

I mean damn. I had a gf that had a bf that ate milk bones. For real

No. I don't think they do. God.

Do you think Native Americans would have issues making dinner appointments on their allotted land? You know reservationists making reservations on the reservation?

That's awful. Sorry.

Mine too. It's a special day

Sorry! I'd add my hands if it'll help

The zero sugar version of this is really bad. Like eww

25 years ago. I was in the Navy, on my way home from deployment. Halfway between Pearl Harbor and San Diego. They woke me up to make extension cords. I saw the second plane hit. My life changed forever that day. Rest in peace.

Happy birthday my son. 21 today. Thanks for making me a dad.

Heard Jake not from State farm at work today. Made me laugh.

I'll DM you