Arsenal fixated. Londoner back in YYC. Still frazzled and overhung. Views all my own inanity. This is my footy account - marketing stuff @jakesuz
London, England
Joined February 2009
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Arsenal live rent free in so many fans' heads we could single-handedly solve the homelessness crisis
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So everyone is sharing an out-of-context incorrect analysis of data to suggest that 82% of pregnant women who received the COVID vaccine had a miscarriage and therefore wildly claim it was "like an abortion shot."
That is absolutely not true. And, of course, if this had actually happened, it would've been apparent and would've shown up in the massive, global data analysis that has been done and never found any increase in miscarriage rates associated with COVID vaccines in pregnancy.
Meanwhile, the whole statistical misinterpretation everyone is sharing is based on an incorrect denominator, and the actual number, when calculated correctly, is 12%, which is the same as the typical 1st-trimester miscarriage rate in a pregnant population.
But millions of people are just falling for and sharing insane misinformation, and countless understandably heartbroken mothers who experienced miscarriages are now accusing doctors of murdering their babies.
We are so cooked.
The same fuckwits coming out to moan about Berta/transfer window as last year. Fuckwitted as it's a stupid opinion, fuckwitted as it was proven wrong, fuckwitted because the same thing's happening over again.
Wait for the window to end - if it's shit then, fair enough.
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📱 Henry and Wrighty connect. Beautiful to see xitter.gq/LeoTrossardHQ/status/2…
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Law 5.3: If two fouls happen at once, the ref punishes the more serious one. Holding Raya’s arms in the 6 yard box is a massive tactical foul.
Law 10.1: A goal only counts if the scoring team committed NO offences immediately before the ball went in. If the attackers are holding the keeper, the goal is dead.
Law 12: Restricting a Goalkeepers movement at a corner is a direct free kick for the defense.
Verdict: If the attackers hold the keeper, the goal is disallowed regardless of what the defenders are doing elsewhere.
Hope this helps
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Dan Smith snapped Diaby,s ankle , Shawcross snapped Aaron Ramsey’s leg , Martin Taylor snapped Eduardo’s leg , the Arsenal need to toughen up , Martinelli nudges Bradley with his knee and it’s outrageous and warrants retrospective punishment, get to fuck
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The 50,000 people who’ve come to see Michael Oliver referee are really getting their money’s worth
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The clock when Phil Foden shot to win Man City a fourth consecutive Premier League title.
Who would have thought the number 115 would play such a crucial role in a title race!
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To be fair, you have to take your hat off to City.
They've become the dominant force in English football and all it took was completely ignoring the league's financial rules for a decade.
What really bugs me about City is that they remove the randomness and unpredictability that makes football great
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Me after a 7 day bender when @Arsenal win the league
