Arsenal fixated. Londoner back in YYC. Still frazzled and overhung. Views all my own inanity. This is my footy account - marketing stuff @jakesuz
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Jake Surrey retweeted
So everyone is sharing an out-of-context incorrect analysis of data to suggest that 82% of pregnant women who received the COVID vaccine had a miscarriage and therefore wildly claim it was "like an abortion shot."
That is absolutely not true. And, of course, if this had actually happened, it would've been apparent and would've shown up in the massive, global data analysis that has been done and never found any increase in miscarriage rates associated with COVID vaccines in pregnancy.
Meanwhile, the whole statistical misinterpretation everyone is sharing is based on an incorrect denominator, and the actual number, when calculated correctly, is 12%, which is the same as the typical 1st-trimester miscarriage rate in a pregnant population.
But millions of people are just falling for and sharing insane misinformation, and countless understandably heartbroken mothers who experienced miscarriages are now accusing doctors of murdering their babies.
We are so cooked.
Jake Surrey retweeted
📱 Henry and Wrighty connect. Beautiful to see xitter.gq/LeoTrossardHQ/status/2…
Jake Surrey retweeted
Law 5.3: If two fouls happen at once, the ref punishes the more serious one. Holding Raya’s arms in the 6 yard box is a massive tactical foul.
Law 10.1: A goal only counts if the scoring team committed NO offences immediately before the ball went in. If the attackers are holding the keeper, the goal is dead.
Law 12: Restricting a Goalkeepers movement at a corner is a direct free kick for the defense.
Verdict: If the attackers hold the keeper, the goal is disallowed regardless of what the defenders are doing elsewhere.
Hope this helps
Jake Surrey retweeted
Dan Smith snapped Diaby,s ankle , Shawcross snapped Aaron Ramsey’s leg , Martin Taylor snapped Eduardo’s leg , the Arsenal need to toughen up , Martinelli nudges Bradley with his knee and it’s outrageous and warrants retrospective punishment, get to fuck
Jake Surrey retweeted
The 50,000 people who’ve come to see Michael Oliver referee are really getting their money’s worth
Jake Surrey retweeted
The clock when Phil Foden shot to win Man City a fourth consecutive Premier League title.
Who would have thought the number 115 would play such a crucial role in a title race!
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To be fair, you have to take your hat off to City.
They've become the dominant force in English football and all it took was completely ignoring the league's financial rules for a decade.
Jake Surrey retweeted
Me after a 7 day bender when @Arsenal win the league
Jake Surrey retweeted
How about this @Arsenal ... how about giving the away tickets for the Bayern champions league home match free to underprivileged kids and their families
Jake Surrey retweeted
Some of the records broken by Erik ten Hag:
- Manchester United hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't finished bottom of their CL group since 2006, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back games to West Ham since 2007, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No Manchester United manager has conceded 20 goals to Liverpool/City in their first 7 games against them since Alfred Albut in the 1800s, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag
- No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competition's history until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost 4 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never failed to keep a clean sheet in 5 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost 12 of the opening 23 games of the season, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag.
- Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Newcastle hadn't kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.
- Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No team had ever given away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester United since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existence, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.
Jake Surrey retweeted
Imagine winning 6-0 away, playing great football, team full of confidence and there’s still man on here complaining about Arteta’s substitutions 🤣🤣
Fuckin hell man, some of you need to chill the fuck out, you don’t know as much as you think you know
Get a fuckin grip 🙄
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“Oooo, look at us, we’re Arsenal. We score lots of goals”
Pathetic. Grow up.
#ARSNEW
Jake Surrey retweeted
Firstly, I'm English.
I favour my country by paying its taxes instead of leeching from the state or living in tax exile like those who own the papers that rot your brain or who you voted for.
I give my time to my community, set up a mental health charity so that any Briton, anywhere could benefit. 40,000 did. All colours, all religions, all political points of view.
I favour my country by calling out racists and bigots hiding behind my flag, like Oswald Moseley's "patriots" hid behind it 80 years ago. They were destroyed too.
I favour my country by working abroad often and telling anyone and everyone to "come over, go and see the Peaks, Cornwall, Broads, Borders!", many do and still do.
I favour my country by voting regularly for political parties who want to put money into books, schools, hospitals, public transport rather than their friends pockets in the Cayman Islands.
I favour my country by honouring my family's service in every Armistice and also by visiting at least one of the Normandy beaches or Ypres annually.
I favour my country by trying to do better today than yesterday, put up daily dopey running videos to encourage anyone to join in and start the process of getting fit, in a nation with a growing obesity pandemic. One of the most important things I do in hindsight.
I favour my country by spending my money on local produce and British products, and where possible plug them for free here and elsewhere.
Now how about your patriotism?
Shouting at clouds, blaming everyone for your problems, waving a flag, dreaming of the glory of the past. It looks to me like that's it unless you can give us a flavour of how your patriotism manifests itself. I'm genuinely interested. Because all I see are 40,50,60 and 70 somethings with Union Flags, self proclaimed patriots who bring only bitterness, anger and spite to the party.
One day Britain will be a progressive, dynamic, forward looking and global nation again. It's inevitable.
But not while people like you blame others for your own ignorance, your own fecklessness, and your unwillingness to blame yourself for the state of this nation.
Britain. It's never our fault, is it?
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