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Freelance journo&author, 25 years in nationals&mags, esteemed former Pets Editor. Tea-and-nap addled spinster mit mutt, Attlee ❤️ Camberwell SE5 for the win.

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Joined August 2009
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This sums up my general attitude to life.
I found it too confusing and went to bed half way through.
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Camberwell SE5 people, my friend, an old lady who lives alone, has lost her cat. Please checks sheds and garages in St Giles area. 🙏 #lostpet #missingcat #se5 #camberwell
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25 years on, London stands with New York, with love and solidarity ❤️
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“After you reach a certain age, they think you’re over,” Dolly Parton once said. “Well, I will never be over.” vogue.com/slideshow/vintage-…
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Oh, not Dolly! Rest in Peace, you wonderful woman.
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Timeline cleanse. Have a lovely Saturday…
This is the only proper way to treat dogs… as the angels on earth that they are 🥹
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Even George Grundy has given up on the magazine industry. 😢
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One thing you could do, PM, is give HMRC kick up the arse & immediately stop HMRC making self-employed pay for private software subscriptions for new Making Tax Diabolical regime. One more cost on enterprise. Give HMRC six weeks to design new software, free for self-employed.
The thing I hear more than anything when I’m out talking to people is just how expensive everyday life has become. The weekly shop. The commute to work. A trip into town with the kids. Too many people are doing everything right and still finding there’s not enough left at the end of the month. That has to change. My number one priority is giving people some room to breathe on the cost of living. That means taking the big decisions needed to make Britain better off, but it also means fixing the everyday things that quietly take money out of people’s pockets. We've already announced a £2 cap on bus fares in England and a tax cut on electricity bills. And last week, we announced new rules to stop people being trapped in subscriptions they don’t want and a crackdown on fake discounts that make you think you’re getting a bargain when you’re not. And there’s much more to come. Because when someone tells me something is making their life harder or more expensive, I don’t think the answer from government should be to shrug its shoulders and say that’s just how things are. One of the reasons I’m spending this summer getting out across the country is to hear directly from people about what else needs to change. The best ideas don’t all come from Westminster. More often than not, they come from the people dealing with these problems every day. So if you see me out and about, come and tell me what you think. We won’t fix everything overnight. But wherever my government can make life a little easier, fairer or more affordable, we will. That’s how we give people room to breathe and start bringing back hope.
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Fair play @metpoliceuk - little boy on a scooter disappeared in the minute his Mum popped back inside for her bag. 999: within five minutes three police cars appeared, blues and 2s. Just in time to see little boy scooting back of his own accord but what a quick response. 🚨🙏
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Just been on a London bus and oh my God, solidarity. New bus, no air con; it had to be 40 degrees on there. Driver was obviously struggling.. as were the passengers. There’s gonna be a crash. #londonbusstrikes
Around 1,500 bus drivers working for Aviva North London have gone on strike over the hot weather. The strikes, planned by Unite the Union for 11 different occasions between now and mid-October, are urging Arriva to replace its air-cooling system with air conditioning. They walked out today as part of a strike which will continue into tomorrow. Wasim Mohammed, managing director of Arriva London, said on Friday that extreme heat was "creating challenges across many sectors, including London’s bus network" and that the wellbeing of staff and customers was the company's "top priority". He said additional support had been introduced for drivers and urged Unite to "come back to the negotiating table".
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Night night, sweet dreamies 🧡🐾 Today has carried more sadness than most. Tonight, my little paws and a very big heart are thinking of everyone whose world has been turned upside down. Hold those you love a little closer, and may kindness shine through the darkest days.
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People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.
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Here’s the plane’s route! (Thanks to @TheMeldrew for capturing this.)
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Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
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NEW: Am told Keir Starmer wrote handwritten notes for every single member of No 10 staff - in the hundreds - thanking them for their public service
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It never fails to amaze me that Larry will never have any idea that his home and life is exceptional. To him, chaos, cameras, attention and even his own door opener are completely normal for a feline existence.
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Median gross pay of an employee is £31,584, take home £26,260. Single person needs to earn £30,500 a year to reach a minimum standard of living. A couple with 2 children needs £74,000. 25.3m Britons, including 7.7m children live below minimum standard. ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabo…
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Being single isn't what makes life difficult, it's having nobody to split the cost of surviving with. One salary has to cover the rent, the bills, the food, the problems and everything that goes wrong. Then you're told to stop buying coffees and budget better by people who have always had someone sharing the load. The system was built for two incomes and forgot what happens when you're on your own.
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How the fuck are single people earning minimum wage or close to minimum wage in the UK actually supposed to survive on their own? The numbers just don't add up anymore. A full-time 37.5-hour week (40 hours but most employers give unpaid breaks) leaves you with roughly £1,700 a month after tax, National Insurance and pension. Now take away around £800 for rent if you can even find somewhere that cheap, about £120 for council tax, roughly £350 on bills, then another £70 a week just to keep food in the fridge. Once the basics are covered, there's barely anything left. No money for saving. No money for emergencies. No money to actually enjoy life. People keep saying "minimum wage is going up," but it still isn't enough to cover the cost of simply existing on your own.
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