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Z-list video essayist and potato salad enthusiast. Always interested in new projects!

Joined April 2023
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Texas State Sen. Nathan Johnson, who composed music for the English dub of Dragon Ball Z, is now the Texas Attorney General
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I need something to be excited about but every single thing feels like a chore
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The latest print of the Casey’s Pizza Inflation Index (CPI) is in. 2020: $2.50 2021: $2.69 2022: $2.99 2023: $3.29 2024: $3.29 2025: $3.39 2026: $3.49 YoY: +2.9% Since inception: +39.6% (+5.7% annualized) Purchasing power of $100 in slices: 40 (in 2020) → 28 Independent gas station pizza research you can trust.
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That's just cinematographyslop. You only like it because every frame is lit and composed like a painting in a way that contemporary film has entirely abandoned
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blowing my shit rough off. just an absolutely shit angle; chunks everywhere, stained ceiling, shredded half just hanging off to the side
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asbestos is pretty bad, i'd hate to see what asworstos would do to a person
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Nothing puts a smile on my face quite like this footage of Keiji Inafune unveiling Rockman & Forte for the very first time. The audience goes absolutely wild. (Rockman 10th Anniversary Festival, Dec '97)
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i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked
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i fucking hate how nobody tells you the rules but somehow you're still expected to know them. apparently there's a right way to talk and act and react and exist around people and i'm supposed to figure it all out by embarrassing myself until i get it right. i am so fucking tired
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My house is under siege by ghouls, critters, and other phenomena of Hell. Gun . I will defend myself
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that one swallow that confirms you're getting the flu
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let me be clear
scrubbed through a video in VLC and accidentally gave Joe Biden an invisibility potion
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in another life we are two mice eating blackberries together
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I miss her.
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My love for you is not a momentary feeling that fades with mood or time. It is a decision I make every morning when I wake up, every night before I sleep, and in every little moment in between, I choose you, over and over again.
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🕯️🕯️🕯️
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I hope you know that my love for you is not based on how perfect things are between us, but on how real we are. Even on the days we don't get it right, my heart is still completely yours, learning, growing, and staying.
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a favorite poem to teach! ~ "fully obscured. Watching you"
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There has to be some evolutionary significance to how people are calmed by birds. We’re all descended from people who, in despair, heard birds singing and thought ‘Maybe it’ll be okay.’ People who heard birdsong and felt nothing must’ve given up and left no descendants.
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