Z-list video essayist and potato salad enthusiast. Always interested in new projects!
Joined April 2023
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JayTea Streams retweeted
The latest print of the Casey’s Pizza Inflation Index (CPI) is in.
2020: $2.50
2021: $2.69
2022: $2.99
2023: $3.29
2024: $3.29
2025: $3.39
2026: $3.49
YoY: +2.9%
Since inception: +39.6% (+5.7% annualized)
Purchasing power of $100 in slices: 40 (in 2020) → 28
Independent gas station pizza research you can trust.
JayTea Streams retweeted
That's just cinematographyslop. You only like it because every frame is lit and composed like a painting in a way that contemporary film has entirely abandoned
I once had a dream I was a judge of a cocktail contest, where every drink was based on a dog. The only one I remembered was The Regal Beagle, 1/3 each Amaretto, Pineapple juice, and apple cider.
Added a new lamp to the living room. From the safety of the bright lights I look to the corners of the room and find their unreliable tenants The Shadows, who waste no time in telling me things I want to hear. But it is night time, and I cannot find my way without the light.
Earlier this year I made a conscious effort to start doing this, but now I just feel like people are tired of hearing “thank you” as my response, like it comes off generic or inauthentic.
JayTea Streams retweeted
i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked
JayTea Streams retweeted
i fucking hate how nobody tells you the rules but somehow you're still expected to know them. apparently there's a right way to talk and act and react and exist around people and i'm supposed to figure it all out by embarrassing myself until i get it right. i am so fucking tired
JayTea Streams retweeted
My house is under siege by ghouls, critters, and other phenomena of Hell. Gun . I will defend myself
