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Pennsylvania, USA
Joined May 2016
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repeat after me: online leftists aren't representative of the actual socialist movement online leftists don't go outside online leftists are a psyop
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i'm not opening this dm bro
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You can tell she's trying to look like Sabrina Carpenter but she looks like a gay boy in a wig instead 😭😭
Christmas is getting closer which means it's time to put "Gifts for Me" back on repeat 🎁🎄
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greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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Here’s the thing: you were not tricked by Trump. You are just stupid. You’re stupid and a bad person. You wanted someone who would punish the people who you think stole your success, which you don’t actually have because you’re stupid. It’s hard for you to make friends and date because you are not just a bad person, you’re a dull person. You don’t have anything going for you. Your friends online are also dull, bad people. The people that told you were smart and had good ideas and you were part of the team were bots and con-artists who easily tricked you because again, you’re stupid. You didn’t get into college because you have no substance, not because an immigrant stole your spot. The admissions department found your dull. If all of the people you don’t like disappeared tomorrow you would still be at the absolute bottom rung of society. The people you admire think you’re an insect. There’s no forgiveness or unity here. You made your choice and you let yourself get grifted. You should wear that mark forever. We’re going to treat you like you treated others.
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Tonight was for her.
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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libbing out hard as fuck rn
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WOKE IS BACK
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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como me siento cuando me maquillo el grano que me salió ayer
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ate six Reese’s cups and my Apple Watch asked if I’d been in an accident
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Went to McDonald's 5 days in a row and it was the same cashier each time
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thanks google
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not much what’s uncle pussy with you
what the fuck is uncle pussy
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need to stop getting 4 hours of sleep
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Just ordered Qdoba and it tastes like rat memories
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has a nut allergy person ever tried to end it all with a peanut butter sandwich
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waking up hungover next to my cat waiting for breakfast
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my therapist when my card declines
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