@JeffScape

Banned from Duluth, Minnesota for having an overactive imagination

Joined October 2024
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You piss me off so bad. Will you marry me
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Maintenance guy is in my kitchen fixing the sink so naturally I’m standing behind him rubbing my belly and grunting obscenely
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deepfaked@russiacoreOct 26
texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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Spending 40-250 Dollars on completely Unnecessary Things
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My emotional support beer & burrito
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Why would I bother brushing my teeth when the dentist can just give me shiny new metal ones
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bobby
@bobbylikesbeersOct 24
white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv
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Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Opening Up to a Woman
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 23
"at least it's friday"
A scene from the 1988 film Heathers showing a disheveled teenage girl with messy dark hair, blood on her face, and a cigarette in her mouth standing in a crowded high school hallway.

ALT A scene from the 1988 film Heathers showing a disheveled teenage girl with messy dark hair, blood on her face, and a cigarette in her mouth standing in a crowded high school hallway.

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Finally found the shoe I lost last year
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land acknowledgment at the orgy
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You have one wet dream and all of a sudden your dog never wants to sleep with you again smh
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Thinking a man will leave his wife for you is the girl version of believing the stripper is in love with you
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Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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The problem with today’s generation is that no one wants to snap into a Slim Jim anymore
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Tyler@BalloonFlavourOct 15
Just found out I have tomorrow off work, I can do anything I want. I can drink a beer, I can stay up till 9pm, the world is my oyster
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“It’s five o’clock somewhere,” I say as I eat 3 pieces of garlic bread for breakfast.
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cher@mclIarkOct 14
black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers
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So the U.S. government can livestream an execution but if I post hole in the company Slack channel I’m a “liability?”
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The hurricane hasn't even hit Florida yet and I've already eaten all the toilet paper I bought.
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 9
i bet living in vermont and wearing a flannel feels good as hell
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