Writer, explorer, Texan, Dallas Cowboys fan

Austin
Joined January 2009
Jennifer Simonson retweeted
It's bananas that an American mayor is boasting about giving mortgages to people with subpar credit for homes they can’t actually afford. As if 2008 never happened. The beauty of history is that you can learn from it.
Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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This guy is a devout Christian who was granted protection from his home country because Islamist terrorists are trying to institute sharia law. He's lived here half his life. He's married to an American & has American kids. This is not who the government should be targeting.
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him. Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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Jennifer Simonson retweeted
If, by the way, the same situation that just happened in Brazil had happened but with the parties switched -- if Bolsonaro had won last night's election and then a pro-Bolsonaro judge sent the Federal Police to seize Lula's passport and bar him from leaving the country -- every major western media outlet and liberal NGOs would be screaming about the authoritarian attack on Brazil's elections and the destruction of basic freedoms.
One day after Lula was declared the winner of Brazil's elections, his opponent -- Sen. Flavio Bolsonaro -- just had had his passport seized by the Federal Police. Theose police were sent by notorious tyrant Judge Alexandre de Moraes. What a lovely democratic image.
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BREAKING: A new study found that paper straws are worse for the environment than plastic straws
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Having Dak Prescott, Ceedee Lamb, George Pickens, Javonte Williams, Quinnen Williams, Kenny Clark, Rashan Gary, Von Miller, Caleb Downs and only 2 wins .. is WILD AS FK #Cowboysnation 😭😭😭😭
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Jennifer Simonson retweeted
Aaron Rodgers sat at that podium in Paris and said out loud what the corporate league office spends millions trying to sanitize. ​The NFL talks endlessly about “player safety” and “expanding the global game.” But behind closed doors, owners scrapped player-friendly bye weeks, forced a brutal 17th regular-season game, and shipped franchises across oceans simply because there was another dollar to squeeze out of foreign TV markets. ​While families and players navigate locked-down streets, civil tension, and grueling travel schedules, ownership sits in five-star suites counting international expansion checks. ​Rodgers doesn't care about league fines anymore. He’s telling you the truth: in the modern NFL, the brand and the balance sheet come first. The humans on the field come second.
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Jennifer Simonson retweeted
The Norm documentary is absolutely phenomenal. He was the greatest comic to ever live and it was nice to be “illuminated by the lost soul.” He gave me a compliment once and that was enough to keep going. Thank you, Norm for being the best.
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Jennifer Simonson retweeted
The New York Times’ position is basically, “yes we may have said ‘no one is above the law’ before, but obviously of course some people are above the law if they agree with our political ideology, and any efforts to hold anyone with our ideology accountable is a heckin fascism”
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HBO's @LastWeekTonight has a long track record of citing social science findings without the appropriate context, massaging them to support whatever point @iamjohnoliver is trying to make.
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Joe DeRosa on the "embarrassing" pile-on of Shane Gillis from other comedians
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I just hope Jalen Hurts is waking up this morning, after a beautiful restful sleep, and begins the process of suing the Philadelphia Eagles into Oblivion And I hope he knows there is not one soul out there that would blame him if it meant the end of that franchise
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Jennifer Simonson retweeted
There is total panic among the establishment about this audit. P-A-N-I-C Make sure to go to end of ballot and vote YES on Prop I We need it.
Early voting opens today in Austin and runs through Oct. 30. I'm voting YES on Props A and B for parks, pools, trails, and libraries, and NO on Prop I, a retread of an audit Austin voters already rejected in 2018. Yes on A. Yes on B. No on I.
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I’m running for Texas governor on one platform - seize the Dallas Cowboys from Jerry Jones and put em under public ownership
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The NFL and the Philadelphia Eagles almost killed Jalen Hurts for a Week 5 international showcase. ​The full details of what happened behind closed doors in London just surfaced, and the negligence is staggering. ​Before kickoff in London, Hurts was in a hospital bed until 4:00 AM undergoing emergency vascular testing. Medical staff instructed him not to sleep because sleep was considered an active health risk. ​Instead of shutting down their $255 million franchise quarterback, the team cleared him to play 60 minutes of brutal, high-impact collision football on zero sleep. ​Then, they loaded him onto a pressurized, 8-hour transatlantic flight back to Philadelphia. ​Every doctor on the planet knows that long-haul flights and cabin pressure are the exact triggers that cause lower-extremity blood clots to break free. The Eagles spent days assuring the public it was just a "minor, superficial calf clot". ​Now the truth comes out: the clot dislodged, shot through his bloodstream, and caused multiple pulmonary emboli in his lungs. ​Hurts is officially out for the season, placed on blood thinners where taking a single routine tackle could cause a fatal internal hemorrhage. ​He isn't just lucky to play football again, he is lucky to be alive. ​When the NFL preaches "player safety," remember this moment. They ran a human being into the ground for television ratings in the UK, almost lost him to a preventable medical catastrophe, and cratered their entire season in the process. ​Who inside that building signed off on letting him play and board that flight?
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Jennifer Simonson retweeted
I cannot believe we’re having a national struggle session over a) a joke and b) a joke based on an observation that is objectively correct.
Shane Gillis’s joke gym shorts struck such a nerve with the feminist journalist class that now they’re pressing other SNL cast members to condemn it. Watch this interviewer push Michael Che to take a stand over a joke. Insane!
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Omg it’s beautiful here. Never thought Texas could look like this. This lowkey looks like Southern Europe.
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Hey look, actual fascism
Major banks closed accounts of MAGA, pro-life and other conservative groups disfavored by Biden admin: bombshell report trib.al/Ttt6eY9
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Jennifer Simonson retweeted
Prop I - the Independent Efficiency and Affordability Initiative - is all about nurturing honest discussions about where Austin's tax dollars are going, what benefits residents see for that spend, how we can do better with our scarce resources, and why affordability alludes us.
An independent audit of the city budget is not the same as a black box organization that went around destroying things.
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Shane Gillis should do a joke about how parents are not efficient in the school drop off line so we can finally have a national conversation about that.
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I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me. The “joke” was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: “I’m literally shaking.” Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, “Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?” I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists. ✍️ @BridgetPhetasy Article: spectator.com/article/shane-…
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