The brain for your LLMs. LLMs write, JEV decides. Choice, Score, Noul in microseconds.
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Introducing JEV.
The brain for your LLMs.
LLMs write. JEV decides. Choice, Score and Noul: typed answers in microseconds, with confidence. No chat. No prose. Just the decision.
It's already live, judging every new Solana launch the second it's created.
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Jev + Crawler… what do we think?
I GAVE JEV A CRAWLER + ONE GPT AGENT AND ASKED WHERE THE ONLINE MONEY IS RIGHT NOW
it read 5,137 open jobs and found 3 niches where clients pay and almost nobody bids
everyone asks chatgpt for side hustle ideas
everyone gets the same 10 answers
so i made it read what clients are actually paying for this week
a crawler is a bot that reads the internet for you
jev is the ai that answers every question with a number, under a second, under a cent
gpt is the expensive brain, it only gets called when jev says a niche is worth it
the crawler reads, jev decides, gpt researches
honestly gpt alone just guesses, jev is what turns 5,137 jobs into 3 answers
what the three of them did:
-> crawler read all 5,137 open jobs on freelancer, budgets, skills, how many people already bid
-> jev checked every one: real job? doable online by one person? 684 got cut
-> gpt named 30 niches from 600 of them, jev sorted all 4,453 into those niches
-> jev looked at each niche's numbers and sent only 12 to gpt
-> gpt researched those 12 on the open web: other platforms, real prices, how crowded it is
-> 3 came back with real demand and fewer bids than the typical job (14):
01 chrome extension · 85 jobs this week · median $545 · 11 bids each · ~$4,671/mo
02 tiktok shop setup · 91 jobs this week · median $232 · 6.5 bids each · ~$1,984/mo
03 notion setup · 95 jobs this week · median $181 · 3 bids each · ~$1,551/mo
potential = your fair share of this week's jobs (budget ÷ (bids + 1)), max 2 jobs a week
not every pick held up, excel dashboards looked great on freelancer but gpt found it crowded everywhere else
jev made 9,617 calls for $0.13, gpt on every job would have cost ~$58.66, the whole run cost $6.53
i wrote up why the cheap brain decides and the expensive one only gets called when it's worth it, it's below ↓ costs nothing
bookmark this, empty niches don't stay empty
show this to the one friend who keeps asking chatgpt for side hustle ideas
should i run it on upwork next, or is chrome extension the one?
same question. two brains.
one is still saying "great question!"
the other decided in 153 microseconds.
don't chat. decide.
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JEV doesnt just have to be one big model guessing at everything. it can even be 4 small brains, each with exactly one job:
narrative: what is this coin? ai, animal, meme, politics
metadata: real project or empty shell?
copycat: did someone launch this exact thing earlier today?
dev buy: how much did the dev ape in?
every coin that hits pump.fun goes through all four at once, in microseconds.
one brain guesses. four brains decide.
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asked the brain six questions.
it didn't write a paragraph. it didn't say "great question."
it just decided. six times. in microseconds.
a brain, not a mouth.
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nothing launches unseen.
every coin that hits pump.fun gets wired straight into the brain. named, scored, flagged. copycat or not.
1,509 launches. 8µs each.
it already knows what you're about to ape.
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1,317 pump.fun launches.
every single one decided by JEV the second it was created. narrative, metadata, copycat, dev buy.
10 microseconds per decision. $0 per decision.
no chat. no prose. just the decision.
LLMs write. JEV decides.
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