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John Perilli retweeted
In the 1970s-80s measles was the single leading killer of children, 2-3 million died annually. Through EPI @WHO we brought it down to 450,000 kids who died annually by 2000. Through @gavi it came down to <100,000. Now the ignorant careless chuckleheads want to erase all our gains
Joe Rogan: "Measles was what everyone got when I was a kid, and what happened was you'd get sick for a few days, and then you'd be immune for life. They're making it look like everyone's dying from measles."
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Joe Rogan was born August 1967.
Due to Vaccines Measles rates dropped significantly - so when he was a kid "everyone didn't get Measles".
He might be confusing Measles with Chicken Pox, which was prevalent at that time
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John Perilli retweeted
4th Annual Christmas Day Line Rushes:
Cratchit (Kermit) - Scrooge - Cratchit (Tiny)
Lucy - Snoopy - Brown
Gruber - McClane - Sgt. Powell
Bailey - Crosby - Bailey
Cornelius - Bumble
Marley - Marley
Miser (Snow) - Miser (Heat)
Jesus
Turbo Man
*Rudolph hungover
John Perilli retweeted
Trump’s hated for Comey is so bizarre when you think about the fact that without Comey’s October 2016 intervention, Trump probably wouldn’t have won the 2016 election and wouldn’t be president today.
John Perilli retweeted
Who knew the key was running charismatic candidates with actual ideas and hopeful campaigns?
John Perilli retweeted
If someone in the gov't can just go "get that guy" and then invent a pretext without a legal process, we just have a lawless authoritarian regime
John Perilli retweeted
Serena crip walked for 4 seconds and gained more yards than the Chiefs in the entire first half
John Perilli retweeted
With this speech and her earlier call conceding the race, Harris is affording Trump what he did not afford to the incoming Biden-Harris administration: a commitment to a peaceful transition of power and acknowledgment of a legitimate victory.
John Perilli retweeted
I fear America as a nation is genuinely not prepared for a Mets-Phillies division series. South Jersey will be a war zone. Our Interstate Wawa System is at risk of collapse. Our strategic Hoagie and Tanning Oil Reserves will be severely stressed. We may never know peace again.
John Perilli retweeted
Humiliating for NYC to have our mayor indicted like we’re fucking Providence or something.
John Perilli retweeted
MONDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco
TUESDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco
