By day: a lawyer. By night: asleep or drowsily placating a child. Rides a bike. Plays games. Reads books. Not actually called John.

Joined August 2007
Psyched for this, should be a great night :)
Would love you to come along for a great night of music with @smithandburrows @KatyJPearsonnn at @stroud_sub on Friday 8th Sept.. all for an amazing cause… tickets here - thesubrooms.co.uk/whats-on/f… @andywburrows
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Any of my followers need a BlueSky invite?
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At least now we know how the great man died #ArrestJaneBown
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I'm suntoryboss.bsky.social for those who have made the jump.
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i can’t stop watching
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Fucking incredible. The world is literally burning and this bunch of dipshits are boasting about making it worse.
Today we are saying no to @JustStop_Oil and their political wing the Labour Party  We will power ahead with new oil and gas because it’s in the best interests of the British people, of our economy and of our national security
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Morrissey rips "insulting" Sinead O'Connor tributes from members of the music industry and media: "You hadn't the guts to support her when she was alive and she was looking for you." cos.lv/m1op50Pmofk
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Secretary of State says Banks should stop applying the Politically Exposed Person test to people opening banks accounts…I wonder who it is who makes the Banks do this?
As someone referenced in the Coutts dossier used to outrageously remove banking facilities from Farage, I welcome the NatWest/Coutts CEO stepping down. However, it's equally important banks stop applying political (PEP) tests to people (& families) opening new bank accounts too.
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a front page for the history books
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Wat wat, new Mitski on Wednesday?!
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I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys. Their organs were literally stolen while the women were under anesthetic. The deals luring Brits to Istanbul for cosmetic surgery mol.im/a/12151565 via @MailOnline
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STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!
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The only time the government bailed ordinary people out was via furlough and that was only because they didnt want the middle classes to find out what the actual supposed 'safety net', the benefits system, was like.
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David Tennant, boiling GC piss with added jokes.
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I think that's an SPQR code
This QR Code takes you to a website for a garum restaurant in Pompeii that hadn’t updated since 79 AD.
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This, so much. She's legit and the world needs more artists like her.
Regardless that performing alone in front of people who do not get it deserves infinite respect, Billy Nomates fucking rules. Pearls before swine.
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HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN A COUP THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?
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