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@NBA live tweeter and memes | Washington, D.C. based | #ForTheDistrict 🏀

Washington, DC
Joined May 2018
KOBY ALTMAN AND JB BICKERSTAFF built the CAVS in a CAVE with a BOX OF SCRAPS!!
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It is possible that Republicans lose every seat they gerrymandered for themselves.
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The lamestream media wasn’t in the trenches watching Alex Sarr get 6 blocks in a game on a random evening in January and ya know what……I don’t blame them
Is The Washington Wizards' Defense Actually Good?🛡️🏀 (A Thread) IB: @DubClayton
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As the Ravens collapse in front of my eyes, I finally sit up and think: Thank goodness I have the Washington Wizards.
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I’ve been on this and I know a few other prominent Wizard Twitter guys have as well. This team was constructed for the modern NBA with a strong defensive-first core. Certain fans will doubt guys like Sarr because he’s not scoring 25 a game. There are other ways to contribute in 2026.
one thing that really stands out watching the Wizards is their length Kyshawn (6'8), AJ (6'9), AD (6'10), Sarr (7'0) even with Trae that's a huge starting five with Bilal (6'8) and Ayton (7'0) off the bench #8 defense in the league as of this morning #2 in DFG%, #4 in DFG% at the rim
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Not the 47 win pace!!!
ok fineeee i guess we’ll host a playoff series
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Scrolled too fast and thought I read “Joe Flacco” for a millisecond
Ravens HC Jesse Minter announced QB Joe Fagnano will start Thursday night vs the Jaguars.
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AJ AND TRAE TWO-MAN GAME 💥 Dybantsa: 21 PTS, 5 REB, 3 STL Trae: 15 PTS, 9 AST Wizards win on the road!
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Back-to-back games holding opponents under 100 by the Wizards Wizards defensive dominance continues to be a narrative for the early 2026-27 season
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Good horror movie/short story potential here
Washington commanders fans get locked in the metro. It took so long for the train to get home that by the time it arrived at the final station, there were no employees there and all the doors were locked. So tons of people were just trapped. It normally takes like an hour to get home on the metro but today it took two hours. So everybody was already like frustrated. Thank goodness the commanders won lol Anyways, your final update, somebody showed up and let us out. The game ended at 11:27 PM and I got home at 1:59 AM. I may never Metro again lol
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take that, Charlotte!
Brandon Miller masterclass and some outlier offensive boards from Charlotte takes down the Wizards Charlotte won’t have that on Friday during the rematch in DC. Plus we might have AJ for additional rim pressure. Should be fun!
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Brandon Miller masterclass and some outlier offensive boards from Charlotte takes down the Wizards Charlotte won’t have that on Friday during the rematch in DC. Plus we might have AJ for additional rim pressure. Should be fun!
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There’s just no way
Untitled (flipped), by Georges Mathieu, mid-20th century, 📸 by @scottrovak
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Passes the eye test - Wizards are no longer a “bottom-barrel” defensive team. I’m hoping the Bilal/Sarr/Davis (with some Dybantsa, too) rotations continue to excel on the defensive end
Through five games, the Wizards have jumped from 30th to 21st in defensive rating and from 29th to 19th in points allowed per game. The issue: They haven't closed those possessions with defensive rebounds. "We have to get better at rebounding." wizardscentral.com/p/the-wiz…
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Twitter is hilarious because I don’t remember this at all
Replying to @stephenasmith
Austin Powers in the third movie:
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Awful human trait to have
Love how this dude spoils the live coverage because he's listening on the radio, running 10 seconds ahead of the TV broadcast.
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Brandon Miller masterclass and some outlier offensive boards from Charlotte takes down the Wizards Charlotte won’t have that on Friday during the rematch in DC. Plus we might have AJ for additional rim pressure. Should be fun!
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40 point masterclass 4th quarter incoming
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The Hornets have thrown so many bricks that are straight up un-reboundable. My goodness.
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Incredibly dumb challenge lmao I wanna know what Assistant Coach flagged that one
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