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Stewed, Screwed and Tattooed. Beer, bikes and music.

Plymouth
Joined August 2009
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Last night I wondered what kind of nutters advertise a unicycle on Freecycle. Today I discover it was my parents. 40 people wanted it!
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I'd like this portrait of my son please. He's a black belt, we're very proud
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No minute's silence. No black armbands. No 56 empty seats. Premier League clubs shamefully ignored this anniversary
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Cows have form best friends with other cows.
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Call off the search. The international contest to find the worst wedding photo in history is over:
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UKIP's Freepost address. Use it to return any literature you receive.
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RT to win an FWE bidon to keep you hydrated this spring! "Check out the Evans Cycles #EvansEarlybird treasure hunt: bit.ly/Nqotfk"
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RT if you agree.
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We really hope Santa brings us this for Christmas - the Pro Circuit rig rocks #Video >> motom.ag/ProCircuitRaceTruck
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Such great writing from @mhardysport about significance of derby - read full piece here independent.co.uk/sport/foot… #NUFC
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Anaheim 1 practice is now streaming live here: bit.ly/6Gbyvt
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Man alone chimes the hour and because of this man suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures. A fear of time running out #time
To all those saying Murray has no personality, I'm told that in many parts of Scotland he is classed as 'dangerously flamboyant'.
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Sarcasm improves self confidence. People with a sarcastic personality are also found to be happier, healthier and live longer.
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Unfortunate signage
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Bacon affects you the same way that cocaine does, overloading pleasure centers of the brain and requiring more to be satisfied.
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I am almost certainly going to use the term cockhat from this point onwards
North Korea Army statement to state news agency says it has approval for military strikes on US, including using nuclear weapons
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Just a few reasons #sleep is so important. via @LoriShemek RT @menshealth @playgrounddad @droz @advantagemassage xitter.gq/advntagemassage/status…
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