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Proud Satirist Against Satire 'Rights Extremist'

Seattle, WA
Joined July 2008
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But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
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As a free speech absolutist, I regret to inform you I’m perfectly okay with doxxing these people
At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered. I told her I’d pray for her. This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.
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Demons make people retarded enough to believe in demons.
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Not only should it be legal but you should be rewarded for running over protestors
NOW: Drivers REACT as Anti-ICE Protesters block ALL Entrances to the Brooklyn Bridge on Manhattan side.
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No, the only solution is that we stamp this shit out of existence. They're less than 1% of the population, but they're trending to cause more problems in society than young black males — which is statistically insane.
The r/cyberunkgame subreddit is being brigaded by trans activists with tons of posts about "x character supports trans rights". This is how it "starts": they astroturf support for gender ideology through mass posting, upvoting, and commenting. Then developers will see this and then think that they need to add even more "trans" representation into the game... which often degrades the game. I don't mind having "some" of that in the game because it is cyberpunk after all, with all kinds of degenerate freaks in the game. But turning it into any kind of cultural messaging is disgusting.
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Bo French is basically as close as you’ll get to a “rise from the ashes” guy. Publicly calling for 100 million deportations. Yet groypers still won’t vote for him because Fuentes (a functional Democrat) would not have an audience if our problems were solved and he couldn’t complain online anymore.
Nick Fuentes MOCKS Bo French for BOUNCING and doing TRICKS ON the GOP after they threw him under the bus 🤣 "Bo French sticks up for us. The Republicans pile on to him... Bo French endorses them. Now you lost me. You're a loser."
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The reason Nick Fuentes is talking about Bo French is because audience capture. Nick's audience supports Bo French and they pressured him into talking about it. Nick Fuentes is a Democrat operative and he ignored Bo French for most of the year.
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🤖 Made with AI
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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How does it "recover" from this? It doesn't. It just becomes Detroit.
Downtown Seattle's decline is impossible to ignore... The city's PLUMMETING commercial real estate valuations tell the story Just look at these recent deals: Roosevelt Commons: Bought for $157M in 2019, sold for $27M - an ~83% discount 901 Fifth Avenue: $304M in 2019, sold for $48M - an ~84% discount Plaza 600: Valued at $97M in a 2019, sold for $12.5M - a MASSIVE ~87% decline And it's not just office buildings. Retail centers and hotels have been DECIMATED over the last several years Seattle was truly one of the great American cities but has been destroyed in recent years due to obvious reasons How does downtown Seattle recover from this? Stay tuned and follow for more commercial real estate deals trading at massive discounts
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I juat got Trump in Ohio! Videos to come! @DonaldTrump
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SNL made jokes about Putin taking Crimea in 2014. That's how serious it was. Obama refused to give Ukrainians weapons to defend themselves, but he was just so cool and that's all that mattered back then.
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"I actually think Germany should LOOSE the Weltkrieg as a punishment for the Kaiser being so weak, giving us a strong Germany in a later war that we'll win easily."
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"Hey there stranger... My polycule and I noticed you from across the room and really dig your vibe... We're in room 304 if you'd like to join us"
JUST IN: Hasan Piker’s uncle has officially joined Marge and Brian’s swinger group.
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the left wants to put Musk in jail for having the wrong politics.
JUST IN: Neuralink announces breakthrough in restoring speech for ALS patients, reporting that its brain implants can now convert neural signals into text & voice at conversational speeds.
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Vote Republican. Because the Democrats literally want to kiII you.
this is not a small group of people on the left anymore, but a large, dominant faction without whom democrats can’t win elections. and there is no debating them, because they aren’t interested in changing your mind. they just earnestly want you to die.
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JUST IN: Hasan Piker’s uncle has officially joined Marge and Brian’s swinger group.
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They’ve said this the last 5 elections.
Kathy Griffin on the midterm elections: "This is the big one that decides whether we are fully a fascist country or we are not." "Can any of you guys not sleep because of fascism? Me, too. I'm obsessed with it."
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It will be an AI cluster. And honestly, after dealing with them, I prefer a clanker. You get instant knowledge and detailed information. Most people will prefer AI agents after using them. Comcast, but comparison, connects you with a ghetto black woman in Philly. No thanks!
AMERICA ONSHORE 🇺🇸 AT&T just announced that they’re bringing customer service call center jobs back to the U.S. This is a win for American jobs and for every customer who gets frustrated speaking with overseas operators. AT&T: “By the end of next year, all AT&T home internet, home phone, and post-paid wireless consumers will be served by Care experts located in the United States.” Thank you, AT&T.
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Why does James Fishback want Tyler Robinson's trial to be delayed to 2029? Our Constitution guarantees fair and speedy trials for the benefit of both offender and victim. Also, "what were Tyler Robinson's motivations?" Give me a break. @JohnDoyle
Last night, I asked James Fishback who he thought killed Charlie Kirk. This was his response:
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"Learn to Code!" womp womp
‼️BREAKING EXCLUSIVE LEAK: 10/28 Microsoft Company Wide AMA Meeting LEAKED “We are going to be global. And we are going to continue to bring global talent to the United States.” “We want to recognize it’s super important we take care of the people (green card workers).” This comes just 2 days after Microsoft asked nearly 60k of its employees to voluntarily resign in an effort to downsize. The employee who leaked this clip of the meeting to me was one of many who have expressed concerns to me. Multiple Microsoft employees have told me they feel as though MSFT doesn’t give them the same amount of respect and care. Many Microsoft employees are asking why H-1B workers aren’t the first to be cut during a downsize since MSFT claims none of the downsizing is performance based. Employees are curious why American workers aren’t being put first in the United States.
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