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Proud Satirist Against Satire 'Rights Extremist'

Seattle, WA
Joined July 2008
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As a free speech absolutist, I regret to inform you I’m perfectly okay with doxxing these people
At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered. I told her I’d pray for her. This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.
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Not only should it be legal but you should be rewarded for running over protestors
NOW: Drivers REACT as Anti-ICE Protesters block ALL Entrances to the Brooklyn Bridge on Manhattan side.
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Jon Conley retweeted
Bo French is basically as close as you’ll get to a “rise from the ashes” guy. Publicly calling for 100 million deportations. Yet groypers still won’t vote for him because Fuentes (a functional Democrat) would not have an audience if our problems were solved and he couldn’t complain online anymore.
Nick Fuentes MOCKS Bo French for BOUNCING and doing TRICKS ON the GOP after they threw him under the bus 🤣 "Bo French sticks up for us. The Republicans pile on to him... Bo French endorses them. Now you lost me. You're a loser."
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Jon Conley retweeted
The reason Nick Fuentes is talking about Bo French is because audience capture. Nick's audience supports Bo French and they pressured him into talking about it. Nick Fuentes is a Democrat operative and he ignored Bo French for most of the year.
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Jon Conley retweeted
🤖 Made with AI
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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Jon Conley retweeted
I juat got Trump in Ohio! Videos to come! @DonaldTrump
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Jon Conley retweeted
SNL made jokes about Putin taking Crimea in 2014. That's how serious it was. Obama refused to give Ukrainians weapons to defend themselves, but he was just so cool and that's all that mattered back then.
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"I actually think Germany should LOOSE the Weltkrieg as a punishment for the Kaiser being so weak, giving us a strong Germany in a later war that we'll win easily."
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Jon Conley retweeted
"Hey there stranger... My polycule and I noticed you from across the room and really dig your vibe... We're in room 304 if you'd like to join us"
JUST IN: Hasan Piker’s uncle has officially joined Marge and Brian’s swinger group.
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the left wants to put Musk in jail for having the wrong politics.
JUST IN: Neuralink announces breakthrough in restoring speech for ALS patients, reporting that its brain implants can now convert neural signals into text & voice at conversational speeds.
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Vote Republican. Because the Democrats literally want to kiII you.
this is not a small group of people on the left anymore, but a large, dominant faction without whom democrats can’t win elections. and there is no debating them, because they aren’t interested in changing your mind. they just earnestly want you to die.
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JUST IN: Hasan Piker’s uncle has officially joined Marge and Brian’s swinger group.
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They’ve said this the last 5 elections.
Kathy Griffin on the midterm elections: "This is the big one that decides whether we are fully a fascist country or we are not." "Can any of you guys not sleep because of fascism? Me, too. I'm obsessed with it."
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Jon Conley retweeted
Why does James Fishback want Tyler Robinson's trial to be delayed to 2029? Our Constitution guarantees fair and speedy trials for the benefit of both offender and victim. Also, "what were Tyler Robinson's motivations?" Give me a break. @JohnDoyle
Last night, I asked James Fishback who he thought killed Charlie Kirk. This was his response:
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Jon Conley retweeted
I'm a DSA democrat with HIV and my #1 issue is Palestine. I'm voting straight ticket republican because AOC hasn't fought hard enough for us.
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Jon Conley retweeted
Totally not grifting for money and attention here. Just generating buzz for a legally impossible presidential campaign.
🚨Report: James Fishback says he is planning to run for President in 2028 However, Fishback isn't old enough to be President. He would be 34 years old on inauguration day January 20th 2029. He will be 35 years old in 2030.
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Jon Conley retweeted
NEW: Seattle’s Chinatown-ID is now a crime hell hole. This is what happens when you let the inmates run the asylum.
This is the city cctv camera and police body camera video from the machete attack at Hing Hay park earlier this month. Oneil George Bygrave is charged with multiple counts of assault. @komonews
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Jon Conley retweeted
This is you promoting your faggotry for children to see
This is an official United States government account promoting the Christian gospel.
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Literally whiter than you are
Replying to @realBrandonGill
I’m sick of Republicans marrying them.
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