Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.

Dayton, OH
Joined March 2010
I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
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Hey @grok What are 5 reasons for people to unfollow me?
Hey @grok what are 5 reasons for people to unfollow me?
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Polygon’s editor thinks they can finish Mass Effect for $5 million, because that is what salaries would cost for 50 people at $50k per year for 2 years. First of all, the team would have to scale up considerably to build a game of this scale — the credits for “Dragon Age: The Veilguard” has 3,671 people listed. Second, most of these people make a lot more than $50k per year. Third, this game was a lot more than two years from shipping. Fourth, even if you imagine a “Mass Effect” game can be made by 50 people who all make less than an assistant manager at a Chipotle, the $5 million covers salaries, but not benefits, payroll taxes, office space, equipment or any of the other costs associated with running a company. The cost of finishing the “Mass Effect” game is in the neighborhood of $200 million. If they could finish it for $5 million, they would have done it.
Mass Effect's Longshot #SaveMassEffect Campaign Actually Has a Chance polygon.com/save-mass-effect…
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Turns out just bangers
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Hey X. Don’t do this ever again, good talk
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Trying to post a banger about AI rating my dick and you hit me with this giant ass hand tryna get me to promote, come on
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Honestly hadn’t considered having AI rate the Richard Pictures before sending them to the group chat
girl on the bus was fully pulling up her nudes on her phone while everyone could see her screen and then i watched in horror as she sent them to chatgpt
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Jon 🔬 retweeted
There is a personal situation that @SayAnythingH and I have been going through and we are in the position of needing to seek assistance. If you are unable to donate, please share the link. You never know who might see it or who might be able to help. givesendgo.com/help-me-keep-…
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Periodic question regarding my pfp
23%Change it, catfish
52%Stay forever young
25%See results (as a gay)
263 votes • 9 hours
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I’m not legally obliged to abide by this btw
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I never saw this coming!!! (because I don’t know who they are)
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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Very sad. Rest in peace 😔
‘Star Trek’ actor Walter Koenig dead at 90 trib.al/PR1k1wt
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Haha oh honey
You're someone's twitter crush.
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How do I unsubscribe from sports twitter
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I appreciate you all so much more than you’ll ever know. Thank you for being here
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We are LIVE - get in here and join the shenanigans!!
Spooky Season on the Sunday Night Micro Stream continues TONIGHT a little before 9 pm EDT with some State of Decay 2! Link in reply. It’s always a blast, we’ll see you there!
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Skip Bayless should wait until games are over before tweeting, the Jim Cramer of sports takes lmao
I should've known the Bengals had no chance today in Baltimore. The Ravens brought in @ShannonSharpe to hype the crowd before kickoff. What an "Uprising." Burrow looks overwhelmed.
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They put Mike Tyson in Zelda and it’s unbelievable 😭😭
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