
Cheese stan. Hydrated AF. Potato. Bad Luck. Frumpling. The epitome of average. Petty bitch sometimes. heavy load. @mbs59er’s ideal-ish participation trophy wife
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There is a personal situation that @SayAnythingH and I have been going through and we are in the position of needing to seek assistance. If you are unable to donate, please share the link. You never know who might see it or who might be able to help.
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It’s Mrs. Matt, actually retweeted
Pro tip: If your child looks like a school shooter out of central casting, maybe don’t buy him a gun
The extreme measures Oregon shooter took to enter the school - and why he targeted special-ed room trib.al/VprEkvY
That lane is for breaking the law, not for coasting along like some old man named Elmer! - me, maybe (probably) while my husband is driving
If you see me filling up on chips and salsa before my meal is even ordered, mind ya business. I’m exercising my free will as an adult.
Never thought I’d need to say this but apparently someone out there needs to here that soup should *NEVER* be sweet
Oh, I’ve talked about this before
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I have once again burnt the roof of my mouth on mozzarella sticks and I already know I’ll do it again next time
Painted my toenails about 2 hours ago and they’re probably dry but I better not walk or touch anything for another 6 hours. Just in case.
If your name is Tommy Lee and you are a pastor, you need to change your name. I don’t care if it was your daddy’s name and your papaw’s name and your great grandpappy’s name before you. You need to change your name.








