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I’m either telling jokes, being anxious or telling jokes while I’m anxious | Engaged to @awattyqt

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Joined January 2012
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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This next year is to be focused on learning to be happy and live my life how I want to
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Karma ✨ 🐈‍⬛
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Chester Bennington 🤔
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6 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 7 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 Now me get it.
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“I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask, not just me.” – Dexter Morgan 🔪💉🩸
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Robin Williams feeling awkward at Studio 54 (1978)
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Dream blunt rotation 💨
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welp Breach went #1. why did this make me so happy i teared up a little? NOT A LOT. a little. 10 years ago i didn’t even really understand what a #1 album meant, but then ever since blurryface i kind of really wanted it again, but never got it. then i stopped wanting it and just wrote an album for you. for us. and that’s when you guys showed up bigger than ever. you did this. buying vinyl, or a box set, or going to listening events, or streaming and telling other people. thank you so much. this is the most proud i’ve ever been to be a part of this band. if you only knew how many industry people are confused right now. wait, what? yeah. we did.
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Me: “the world is your oyster” Jordan: “well I don’t like oysters”
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BREACH THE NEW ALBUM OUT NOW BROWN COW ITS YOURRRRRRRS -josh top.lnk.to/breach
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We’re back! EP.70 OUT NOW! youtu.be/lcOMswhaqt8?si=m3dm…
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Hey, empty Twitter! See my dark comedy show tonight at the Punch Line Sacramento!
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fuck a jet2 holiday i need to kill myself this summer
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Dark and Darker presents: The Lords of Darkness on August 1st at the Punch Line Sacramento! Get your tickets now!
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Still the greatest cameo in movie history Ozzy Osbourne in Little Nicky
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kramers got plans tonight
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